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[UncleAlex]

Here is a Top Ten List of inappropriate things to say.....

10. to a bald man who's in an open convertible with you: Hold on to your hat.
9. to a friend of yours who is off to have a tennis match: Lots of love!
8. to an old friend of yours who's gone blind since the last time you met: It's good to see you again.
7. to a midget who shares an anecdote: That's quite a tall tale.
6. to a gambling addict who confides that it would be better for him to quit: You can bet on that.
5. to someone who's trying to quit smoking: You can pack it in.
4. to a Republican sympathizer: Stop beating around the bush.
3. to a fellow inmate on death row: You must be dying to get out of here.
2. to a marathon runner who finishes last: There's always a first time.
1. to a nervous fellow who's approaching the gallows: Hang in there!

[jajdude]

to an alcoholic on the wagon: cheers!

[UncleAlex]

JaJude, that's a good one!
I encourage more readers to contribute to this list.