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skinhead



Joined: 11 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:09 pm    Post subject: The Low Down Dirty 54 Reply with quote

This quiz went around at work with instructions to send it around to all your friends, etc etc. So I did.. but I thought I'd throw it up here too.

1. What time is it? 4:20pm
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Spit McPhee*
3 .Nickname: skinny
4. Parent's names: Tarquin & Penelope*
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 34
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: January 5th
7. Pets: 1 Cat - T.C.
8. Eye color: hazel / green in the sunset
9. Hair color: Eggshell brown
10. Piercing: yes, left earlobe
11. Tattoos: not voluntary ones
12. How much do you love your job? Best job ever
13. Best gift you've received: a leather coat from students
14. Hometown: Adelaide SA (Born and grew up in regional SA, been in Adelaide since I was 17)
15. Current residence: Brighton, Adelaide
16.Been in love? Still am
17.Been to Africa? Not yet
18.Been toilet papering? I've watched people toilet paper a car Smile
19.Loved by somebody so much it made you cry? Yes
20.Been in a car accident? Yes
21.Croutons or bacon bits? Either
22.Sprite or 7Up? Neither
23.Favorite movie: Until the End of the World
24.Favorite holiday: in the desert next to a fire
25.Favorite day of the week: Saturday
26.Favorite word or phrase: I'm outta here
27.Favorite Toothpaste: any old sh!t
28.Favorite restaurant: Sosta (Argentinian) on Rundle St
29.Favorite flower: Frangiapani
30.Favorite drink: Jack/Coke
31.Favorite sport to watch: Aussie Rules Football
32.Preferred type of ice cream: Mango Tango B31
33.Favorite Sesame Street Character: Grover
34.Disney or Warner Bros? Warner Bros
35.Favorite Fast Food Resturant: Subway (it's the only one that doesn't make you want to throw it back up again)
36.When was your last hospital visit? 1981
37. What color is your bedroom carpet? turd beige (it's a renter)
38. Did you fail your permit or drivers test? No
39.Who is the last person you got mail from before this? Troy
40.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No
41.Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? JB HiFi
42.What do you do most often do when you are bored? get stoned and download funny stuff
43.Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away? Liz R (Winipeg, Canada)
44.Most annoying thing? Noisy neighbours on weeknights
45.Bedtime? About midnight during the week, sunup at other times
46.Who will respond to this the quickest? ---na
47.Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to
respond? ---na
48.Favorite all-time TV show: Northern Exposure / The Young Ones
49.Last person you went out to dinner with? My parents Shocked
50.Last movie you saw or rented: Me & My Sister
51.Favorite music: Pink Floyd
52.What CD is in your player right this second: Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros - Streetcore (cheers, saj Cool )
53.What is your deepest fear? People finding my personal details on the internet
54.Time when you finished: 4:30pm

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Demonicat



Joined: 18 Nov 2004
Location: Suwon

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what the hell:

1. What time is it? 4:28
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: The Cat*
3 .Nickname: None, real name is distinct enough
4. Parent's names: Hera and Zeus*
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 24
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: September 19
7. Pets: 1 Cat - Sekhemet.
8. Eye color: Variable
9. Hair color: spun copper
10. Piercing: nope
11. Tattoos: not
12. How much do you love your job? meh, over in 2 months
13. Best gift you've received:a glass of water while dying
14. Hometown: Moved frequently, USA
15. Current residence: Seoul!
16.Been in love? not really
17.Been to Africa? yes
18.Been toilet papering? nah
19.Loved by somebody so much it made you cry? no
20.Been in a car accident? Yes, 9 of them (well 8 car, 1 motorcycle)
21.Croutons or bacon bits? neither, yuck!
22.Sprite or 7Up? Sprite zero!!! Gods sweat!
23.Favorite movie: tie: Natural Born Killers/Josie and the Pussycats
24.Favorite holiday: Halloween
25.Favorite day of the week: Holiday mondays
26.Favorite word or phrase: Shut the *beep* up
27.Favorite Toothpaste: Vanilla
28.Favorite restaurant: Varies
29.Favorite flower: I'm a guy
30.Favorite drink: Diet sprite and schnapps
31.Favorite sport to watch: World's strongest man comps
32.Preferred type of ice cream: Vanilla
33.Favorite Sesame Street Character: Grover
34.Disney or Warner Bros? Fox
35.Favorite Fast Food Resturant: Papa Johns (though mr pizza is moving up)
36.When was your last hospital visit? 2004
37. What color is your bedroom carpet? hardwoord floor
38. Did you fail your permit or drivers test? No, but should have
39.Who is the last person you got mail from before this? N/A
40.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Reckless driving by speed
41.Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? dunno
42.What do you do most often do when you are bored? look for information
43.Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away? Tim M (Miami, FL)
44.Most annoying thing? rude people
45.Bedtime? 11 pm
46.Who will respond to this the quickest? ---na
47.Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to
respond? ---na
48.Favorite all-time TV show: Futurama
49.Last person you went out to dinner with? Section 8
50.Last movie you saw or rented: Resovoir dogs, again
51.Favorite music: Hard shit lik erammstein and robbie williams
52.What CD is in your player right this second: Mp3s only
53.What is your deepest fear? Birds
54.Time when you finished: 4:37pm
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Wangja



Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. What time is it? 5:40pm
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Rudolph Hucker
3 .Nickname: Hucker
4. Parent's names: Mr and Mrs R Hucker
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 56
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: 12 Feb
7. Pets: ���ӤӤӤӤӤӤ�
8. Eye color: blue
9. Hair color: Blond
10. Piercing: hahahaha
11. Tattoos: never
12. How much do you love your job? OK
13. Best gift you've received: Bowtie
14. Hometown: Cambridge
15. Current residence: Seoul
16.Been in love? Still am
17.Been to Africa? Yes
18.Been toilet papering? no, I use the rubbish can at the side ..
19.Loved by somebody so much it made you cry? Yes
20.Been in a car accident? Yes
21.Croutons or bacon bits? Either
22.Sprite or 7Up? Neither
23.Favorite movie: Seven Samurai
24.Favorite holiday: Sailing
25.Favorite day of the week: Sunday
26.Favorite word or phrase: "Splendid!"
27.Favorite Toothpaste: Euthymol
28.Favorite restaurant: Simpsons - one of the last remaining ethnic restaurants in London
29.Favorite flower: None
30.Favorite drink: Beer - Old Speckled Hen
31.Favorite sport to watch: Cricket
32.Preferred type of ice cream: Vanilla
33.Favorite Sesame Street Character: ??
34.Disney or Warner Bros? ??
35.Favorite Fast Food Resturant: If only fast food - Burger King
36.When was your last hospital visit? 1989
37. What color is your bedroom carpet? none
38. Did you fail your permit or drivers test? Once
39.Who is the last person you got mail from before this? Dave Sperling
40.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No
41.Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Giobson Guitars
42.What do you do most often do when you are bored? what's bored?
43.Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away? Richard H (Cambridge)
44.Most annoying thing? Arseholes using rear fog lights in rain
45.Bedtime? 22:00
46.Who will respond to this the quickest? ---na
47.Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to
respond? ---na
48.Favorite all-time TV show: MASH 4077
49.Last person you went out to dinner with? My wife
50.Last movie you saw or rented: no idea - there was some garbage being shown on the last flight I took
51.Favorite music: Blues
52.What CD is in your player right this second: Gershwin
53.What is your deepest fear? Running out of money before I die
54.Time when you finished: 5:50

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Wangja



Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. What time is it? 7.22pm
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Dirk Diggler
3 .Nickname: Babe
4. Parent's names: Ann and Darrell
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 25
6. Date that you regularly blow them out: Feb something
7. Pets:sheba, dog
8. Eye color: green with specks of blue
9. Hair color: light brown
10. Piercing: no
11. Tattoos: two
12. How much do you love your job? its ok
13. Best gift you've received: other than the gift of live Playstation 2
14. Hometown: Napier, NZ
15. Current residence: Brisbane, Australia
16.Been in love? In love now
17.Been to Africa? No
18.Been toilet papering? no
19.Loved by somebody so much it made you cry? well i made them cry
20.Been in a car accident? just small prangs
21.Croutons or bacon bits? neither
22.Sprite or 7Up? Schwepps lemonade
23.Favorite movie: Hedwig and the Angry Inch
24.Favorite holiday:Amsterdam
25.Favorite day of the week: Saturday
26.Favorite word or phrase: Fark off
27.Favorite Toothpaste: Colgate whitening
28.Favorite restaurant: Thai restaurant in Bulimba, Brissie
29.Favorite flower: Roses
30.Favorite drink: Scotch and coke
31.Favorite sport to watch: Bledisoe cup rugby
32.Preferred type of ice cream: low fat fruit ice-cream
33.Favorite Sesame Street Character: Oscar the grouch
34.Disney or Warner Bros? Warner Bros
35.Favorite Fast Food Resturant: Subway or Pizza hut
36.When was your last hospital visit? 1997
37. What color is your bedroom carpet? wooden floor
38. Did you fail your permit or drivers test? No
39.Who is the last person you got mail from before this? sister
40.Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No
41.Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Flight centre
42.What do you do most often do when you are bored? Music and Porn
43.Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away? Kelley South Africa
44.Most annoying thing? Students whinging and whining
45.Bedtime? 1.00 weeknights anytime during the weekends
46.Who will respond to this the quickest? next
47.Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to
respond? next
48.Favorite all-time TV show: The Simpsons/Queer as Folk
49.Last person you went out to dinner with? mates
50.Last movie you saw or rented: Monty Python live at hollywood bowl
51.Favorite music: Manson, The Feelers, rock/pop anything i guess
52.What CD is in your player right this second: Damien Rice O
53.What is your deepest fear? Growing old
54.Time when you finished: 7.31pm
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