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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere
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 Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:13 pm Post subject: lawyer joke thread |
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Here's a lawyer joke somebody e-mailed me today:
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A lawyer married a woman who hatd previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, ��Please be gentle, I��m still a virgin.��
��What?�� said the puzzled groom. ��How can that be if you��ve been married ten times?��
��Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he��d look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn��t get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn��t know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn��t sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was�� God! I miss him!
But now that I��ve married you, I��m really excited!��
��Good,�� said the new husband, ��but, why?��
��You��re a lawyer. This time I know I��m gonna get screwed!�� |
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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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| Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:56 pm Post subject: |
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What do lawyers and sperm cells have in common?
They both have a one in a million chance of becoming human beings. |
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tomato
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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A father and his son were walking through a cemetery.
The boy said, "Look, Daddy, here is a grave where two people are buried!"
The father said, "Two people? Let me see."
So the father took a close look at the tombstone, and sure enough, it said, "Here lies a lawyer and an honest man." |
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kprrok
Joined: 06 Apr 2004
Location: KC
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| Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:51 am Post subject: |
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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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