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[antoniothegreat]

do you remember that test back in middle school, the retard test? you drew a big number sign, and each of the nine sections had a question that was kind of tricky, like write my name then your name. the correct answer was "my name then your name." or you draw a border between the US, and say that a plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?
I remember those two, plus "circle the biggest number sign"
and "a rooster lays an egg on a triangle shaped roof, which way do the egss fall?"
what were the other five questions? i want to use this for my class.

[tomato]

"Do you want to take an intelligence test?"
"Sure!"
"How much is one plus one?"
"Two."
"How much is two plus two?"
"Four."
"How much is three plus three?"
"Six."
"What was the first question I asked you?"
"'How much is one plus one?'"
"Ha ha, the first question I asked you was 'Do you want to take an intelligence test?'"

"Repeat everything I say: one."
"One."
"Two."
"Two."
"Three."
"Three."
"What color is the sky?"
"Blue."
"Ha ha, you were supposed to say, 'What color is the sky?'"

"Let's take a spelling test: dog."
"D-O-G."
"Cat."
"C-A-T."
"Man."
"M-A-N."
"Wrong."
"What? What are you talking about! You said 'man" and I said 'M-A-N.' What is this! Why--"
"Ha ha, you were supposed to say 'W-R-O-N-G.'"

"Let me tell you a story: Once upon a time, there were seven little morons: Do, Re, Fa, So, La, and Ti."
"Hey! What about Mi?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot about you."

[joe_doufu]

Write on a piece of paper "How do you keep a moron busy? (Turn over for answer.)"

Write it on the other side, too.

[Hollywoodaction]

Write a series of instructions on piece of paper, say 1 to 25. At number one, write "Read the whole page before following any of the instructions". At number 25, write "Ignore all the instructions above. Do not write on this page. Turn it over on your desk. Remain sitting at your desk. Be quiet. Do not speak to anyone." From numbers 2-24, write instructions that appear quite innofensive at first, but then become increasingly strange (ex:write your name on the top right corner of the sheet, underline your first name, circle your last name, put your right hand on your head and your left hand on your stomach, stand up on your chair, bark like a dog, etc).

[hameltoe]

This isn't really a retard test, but it usually works. Chicks dig it. Write the word carrots on a piece of a paper, fold it and hand it to someone, dont let them look at it. Ask them a series of math questions with the answer always being 10 i.e. 2 plus 8 3 plus 7 4 plus 6 etc. then quickly say name a vegetable. 90% of ppl say carrots. I'm sure a lot of you have heard of this, but try it out.