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ChimpumCallao



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:50 pm    Post subject: the homo handshake Reply with quote

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/shake.html

beware the shake
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Wangja



Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan

PostPosted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, but that is a funny site ....
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Paranoid, paranoid, everybodies coming to get me"

To think some people really are that stupid Laughing
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ChimpumCallao



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: your mom

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freezer Burn wrote:
"Paranoid, paranoid, everybodies coming to get me"

To think some people really are that stupid :lol:


to believe that the site is real!!


It's a satire!!! lol!
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



I like this
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igotthisguitar



Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Location: South Korea (Permanent Vacation)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A friend & i were talking about this recently. He told me he had an AJOSHHI do this to him ( said it's common here actually ). We wondered wtf and concluded it was either a secret homo thing or Mason *wink* *nudge* ( RU one of us? ) kinda thing.

The guy "tickled" his palm. What do you think: possibly a secretly gay Mason handshake? Shocked Laughing

BTW:



I agree Christ would not approve of consuming the purely evil product contained within these packaged cancer boxes. Weed on the other hand, if consumed in the spirit of religious sacrament, i suspect JC would be a lot more likely to condone.

God's "au naturale" VS. Satan's oh "chem-ee-kal"
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are a lot of links on that site worth checking out.
Like this one:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/christianreader.html
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got some time to kill? Need a good laugh?
Have yourself a ball:
http://www.chick.com/catalog/comiclist.asp

I think it was Simulated Stereo who first turned me on to the artistic God-lovin' that is Chick...





"The instant Santosh received Jesus as his Lord, he became the property of God, off-limits for Satan. The occult is nothing to mess with. All it will give you is fear."


Did you notice how the text of the missionaries performing the excorcism is remarkably like that of our own igotthisguitar ?!? I bet it's a conspiracy! Shocked
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igotthisguitar



Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Location: South Korea (Permanent Vacation)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bulsajo wrote:
Did you notice how the text of the missionaries performing the excorcism is remarkably like that of our own igotthisguitar ?!? I bet it's a conspiracy! Shocked


Ohhhhhh ... cheap shot, right from outta the blue. Wow, i must congess i never saw that one coming.

Trolling for attacks & ridicule? Rolling Eyes Ok, if you feel you must.

Now, that you *ahem* brought it up, i must say: if you're so afraid of me being a "Jack Chick" Christian cartoon character performing "virtual" exorcisms, that can only make you a Satanic Grey conducting nightly cattle mutilations & implants Wink

Homo handshake indeed Laughing
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

igotthisguitar wrote:
Wow, i must congess i never saw that one coming.

I bet you must, tinfoil beanie boy.
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Octavius Hite



Joined: 28 Jan 2004
Location: Househunting, looking for a new bunker from which to convert the world to homosexuality.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am told by Korean friends that this is true in Korea, ajoshis do it all the time. One of my Canuck friends had it done to her when she first arrived and just thought he was an old man but then a student told her what it meant and she freaked out. I don't know if it is only hetero or if they also do it in the K-gay community.
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

igotthisguitar wrote:
A friend & i were talking about this recently. He told me he had an AJOSHHI do this to him ( said it's common here actually ). We wondered wtf and concluded it was either a secret homo thing or Mason *wink* *nudge* ( RU one of us? ) kinda thing.

The guy "tickled" his palm. What do you think: possibly a secretly gay Mason handshake? Shocked Laughing

BTW:



I agree Christ would not approve of consuming the purely evil product contained within these packaged cancer boxes. Weed on the other hand, if consumed in the spirit of religious sacrament, i suspect JC would be a lot more likely to condone.

God's "au naturale" VS. Satan's oh "chem-ee-kal"


No, he knows the supposedly secret handshake, which is probably just a schoolyard story. He's just trying to be funny by making you uncomfortable. My friend does the same thing whenever we shake hands because he knows it annoys me.
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollywoodaction wrote:

No, he knows the supposedly secret handshake, which is probably just a schoolyard story. He's just trying to be funny by making you uncomfortable. My friend does the same thing whenever we shake hands because he knows it annoys me.

That sounds like a conspiracy to me, somebody better give prisonplanet.com a heads up.
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Pligganease



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to love the idea of a Jesus-powered superhero team like the one in Bulsajo's post above...

They kinda look like Ace and Gary, which means they probably know the handshake.
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pligganease wrote:

They kinda look like Ace and Gary, which means they probably know the handshake.

Laughing Are Ace & Gary the ambiguous duo on SNL or the latents in Team America?
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