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dbee · Joined: 29 Dec 2004 Location: korea

<Homer constructing Barts home rocket for a second time, after the first one blew up >

HOMER:The word 'unblowupable' gets thrown around alot these days ... but I I think that we can say that this rocket is .... <bang, rocket blows up>

<Homer about to launch the third rocket that the 'nerds' built>

HOMER: Gather around everyone, I'd like to say a few words before we launch ... ahem ... ALL NERDS LEAVE THE LAUNCH AREA

<Homer becomes a teacher at the local adult learning classes >

HOMER: Oh Marge, but everytime I learn something new, something I already knew falls out of my memory. Remember the time I took that home brewing course and forgot how to drive.
MARGE: That's because you were drunk homer.

beekeeper3000 · Joined: 13 Jun 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea

monorail

uberscheisse · Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.

"my eeeyyyyyyebaaaaall!!!" - ralph wiggum

baldrick · Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: Location, Location

Too many.

Chief Wiggum: "ok ok everybody get back, theres nothing to see here...........OH MY GOD its a plane crash!'

newinseoul · Joined: 22 Sep 2005 Location: Busan

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Bart: Well if your souls real where is it?
Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!
Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.
Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, incase you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetary.

Swiss James · Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai

after Homer gets his stomach ripped into a bloody mess by a racoon

Lisa "How come your shirt didn't get ripped?"
Homer "What am I, a tailor?"

rnrpaulsen · Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Location: Cheongju, South Korea

Elderly congressman collapses from a heart attack
MARGE: Quick!! Somebody perform CPR!!

HOMER: uh..... I see, a bad moon rising!

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KENT BROCKMAN: We're here live from Krusty Campaign headquarters. How can we prove that we're live? P E N I S! Let's go inside.

Eunoia · Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:24 am Post subject:

Too many, agreed. But, it is an "ex-cel-lent" thread.

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Ralph Wiggum: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

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Bart (to officer, um, Lou?): Can I see your club?

Officer Lou: That's not a club, son. That's a baton.

Bart: What do you do with it?

Officer Lou: We club people.

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jay-shi · Joined: 09 May 2004 Location: On tour

Barney: Hey Homer! You're late for English!
Homer: Pff! English, who needs that? I'm never going to England! Come on. Let's go smoke.

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"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"

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"Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer."

Hanson · Joined: 20 Oct 2004

Jimbo (seeing Bart in his pajamas): Hey Simpson, did your Mommy buy those pajamas for you?

Bart: (pause ... thinks...) Of course she did, who else would've?

Jimbo: (pause ... thinks...) Ok Simpson, you won this time...

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Otto, giving the kids his peptalk: I can remember riding the school bus, but now, I drive the schoolbus!

Sooke · Joined: 12 Jan 2004 Location: korea

Lunch Lady Doris: "More *beep* means more iron."

Sooke · Joined: 12 Jan 2004 Location: korea

they bleep out test icles?

conor · Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Location: Seoul

Homer: "Look kids! I just got my party invitations back from the printers!"

Lisa: "Come to Homer's B-B-B-Q, the extra B is for B-Y-O-B-B."

Bart: "What's that extra B for?"

Homer: "That's a typo."

bignate · Joined: 30 Apr 2003 Location: Hell's Ditch

I love Ralph!!!!!

"I bent my Wookie...."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."

"That's where I saw the Leprchaun.... He tells me to burn things!"

"I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning."

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

Ohhhhh Ralph... Laughing

sillywilly · Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Canada.

Homer: Ok, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me....

Ralph to Lisa in an effort to woo her with small talk: So, do you like... stuff?