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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:13 am    Post subject: Where's my belt? Reply with quote

Mom, I can't find my belt. Where is it? It was here yesterday. It didn't just sprout legs and walk off, did it?

Where is it, mom?

Sparkles*_*
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supernova



Joined: 10 Sep 2005
Location: on your side

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'I ate the whole thing even though I had just eaten lunch and wasn't very hungry." ~ from Confessions of a Fatboy - The Sandwich Days ~ (Chubbs Porkmore, posthumously published 2005)
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

supernova wrote:
'I ate the whole thing even though I had just eaten lunch, and selected Amare Stoudamire in my on-line fantasy draft, and wasn't very hungry." ~ from Confessions of a Phatboy - The Sandwich Dynasty ~ (Slippery McLovehandles, posthumously published 2085)


Mom? Where is it?

Sparkles*_*
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JeJuJitsu



Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Location: McDonald's

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Check the freezer.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JeJuJitsu wrote:
Check the freezer.


Can you do it for me? It's cold there.

Sparkles*_*
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JeJuJitsu wrote:
Check the freezer.


I dont have it, but you might consider wearing a strip of electrical cord, its all the rage these days.
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
JeJuJitsu wrote:
Check the freezer.


Can you do it for me? It's cold there.

Sparkles*_*


Shut up and go to school.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zyzyfer wrote:
Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
JeJuJitsu wrote:
Check the freezer.


Can you do it for me? It's cold there.

Sparkles*_*


Shut up and go to school.


But I need my belt!

Sparkles*_*
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supernova



Joined: 10 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Leaving my 2nd floor apartment, I wobbled out of the elevator and onto the street. Out of breath and exhausted, I jumped into a taxi saying; "To the Dairy Queen. It's just around the corner not more than a short walk away."' ~ from Confessions of a Fatboy - The Sandwich Days ~ (Chubbs Porkmore, posthumously published 2005)
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Clutch Cargo



Joined: 28 Feb 2003
Location: Sim City 2005

PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dunno. Where was your last AE session at?
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You don't have a belt anymore. Remember? Doctor's orders.

Time to take your meds.
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exactly. Didn't you notice they took your shoelaces away too?
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mom, I know John knows where it is. He took it. He's just lying and saying he doesn't know. He's lying! You always believe him instead of me.

Sparkles*_*
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