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OMFG! Sometimes words just fail me

 
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:46 pm    Post subject: OMFG! Sometimes words just fail me Reply with quote

Safe for work, but maybe not for what's left of your mind.


http://modblog.bmezine.com/entries/200512071624.html
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Chillin' Villain



Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Location: Goo Row

PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:10 pm    Post subject: Re: OMFG! Sometimes words just fail me Reply with quote

Gross.

Some of the comments underneath are pretty funny:
Some Guy Who Doesn't Like Body Modification wrote:
I thought i was scene when I replaced my *beep* with fertilized chicken eggs. When my nuts were clucking, I was the king of the hill.

Now I have to scoop all the fat out of my ass and replace it with live cats. You know how much that will hurt?

Jesus, it's hard to be the king of the scene.
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seoulkitchen



Joined: 28 Dec 2004
Location: Hub of Asia, my ass!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:52 pm    Post subject: Re: OMFG! Sometimes words just fail me Reply with quote

Chillin' Villain wrote:
Gross.

Some of the comments underneath are pretty funny:
Some Guy Who Doesn't Like Body Modification wrote:
I thought i was scene when I replaced my *beep* with fertilized chicken eggs. When my nuts were clucking, I was the king of the hill.

Now I have to scoop all the fat out of my ass and replace it with live cats. You know how much that will hurt?

Jesus, it's hard to be the king of the scene.


Dang that one is too funny! Clucking nuts!

Gol Ding It! I been in KOrea too long, I ain't 'straightedge' or 'scene'!
(WTF???)


Yeah, I'll get a saguaro implanted into my 'gochu' and live scorpions into my eyes, yeah, that oughta be 'cowboy straightedge scene', baby!!!

Are you straightedge enough?
How are you gonna be scene? Huh?
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Maserial



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web

PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The quotes from the link are rather whimsical, to say the very least.
Quote:
12-13-2005 23:49:59
I'm gonna get a silicone impression of my FACE on my CHEST! I'll post it up here as soon as it heals.

Then I'm gonna get a silicone pair of LIPS implanted on my PENlS cause no woman in her right mind would *beep* a guy with his FACE on his CHEST.
Gandhi


Thanks for the humorous link, SuperFly.
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