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Quotable Quotes (From Outside of Dave's)
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
Location: Incheon

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:35 pm    Post subject: Quotable Quotes (From Outside of Dave's) Reply with quote

"It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese."
- Carl Sagan


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Stupid can't be fixed"

A comedian's advertisement
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
- Woody Allen
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one."
- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
- Vladimir Nabokov
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing.""
- Sir Arnold Bax
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying."
- Ronald Reagan
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Language is the source of misunderstandings."
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."
- George Bernard Shaw
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"The men who create power make an indispensable contribution to the Nation��s greatness, but the men who question power make a contribution just as indispensable, especially when that questioning is disinterested, for they determine whether we use power or power uses us."
- John F. Kennedy
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"We'll shit in the middle of your show like a horse at the circus."

-- Lil' Fame, M.O.P.

Sparkles*_*
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Mills



Joined: 07 Jan 2006
Location: Incheon

PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I'll f*ckin', I'll f*ckin' tie your assh*le shut and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you..."
- The Method Man
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Tiny_Tibbo



Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Location: In My Skin

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mills wrote:
"I'll f*ckin', I'll f*ckin' tie your assh*le shut and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you..."
- The Method Man


Good one...one of my fav method man lines. However I thought he said
"I'll f*ckin, I'll f*ckin, sew your assh*le closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you"
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captain kirk



Joined: 29 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Any Given Sunday' the football movie starring Al Pacino and Cameron Diaz. Pacino is the coach of the Miami dolphins. "I love the game. It's clean, it's pure. It's safe. It's not like life".
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