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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
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 Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:17 am Post subject: korean social scene, joe tofu is hopelessly confused |
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OK, i'm hopelessly confused. I'm making this post more for myself than for you guys, because I'm afraiad I waon't remember this isn the morning...
So I went to this New (apparently) hip hoppy club in ANyang first street area and it was cool at first, i was the only dude and there wer elike 20 chicks. so i bumped and grineded and had fun.. then the Korean kockplock squad aka the Korean Y cromosome showed up. i was walking tward this chick who i'd practically inseminated a few minujtes earlier and for some reason couldn't reach her. i kept getting close but there was always somebody in the way. then i realized the krorean guys were subtly blocking drunken tofu from his booty. i mean prize. i mean the chick.
eventually the guy girl ratio changed from 1:20 to about 175:20, so i left and went to the unfortunately named "black music hip hop club" down the street. there i felt ok.
one korean dude decided he didn't like foreigners and was going to fight me. after a couple of shoves and silly posturing, i told him he'd drunk too much and ought to go home. he elbowed me in the jaw. i considered my options and the quantity of his friends and realized he was trying to get me to hit him, so i did the manly thing and tattled. this one mexican-looking hip hop korean translated his "apology" but i asked is he 20,000 won sorry or 30,000 won sorry and it turned out neithe rone so he got kicked out because i wouldn't sheke his thand that was funny!
of course the girl iw as dancing with when the dude hit me woudln't speadk to me again... to o many koreans watching...
later on i got pretty tiered. i got a girls' number and she seemed cute but i really dont' rmemeber
then therw as a period where like 3 or 4 korean guys wanted me to bum p and grind with their girlfriends that was fun.. the second dudes girlfriend slapped me for dancing with the third guyS girlfriend and that was when i decided i was hopelessly confused and must post this post
the mexican looking korean dude told me to "F off homes, that's yo sheet" the second time the dude punched me and i tattled but at some point he came aroudjnd and said "sorry i was drunk really i love you and want to be your buddy" implying that my green eyes and yellow hair cure all sins. ok.
then i went home. it was raining. WTF? |
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Hater Depot
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:55 am Post subject: |
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Joe I don't really know what the hell you're talking about. But I sure am glad you joined Daves!  |
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EFLtrainer
Joined: 04 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:16 pm Post subject: Re: korean social scene, joe tofu is hopelessly confused |
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| joe_doufu wrote: |
OK, i'm hopelessly confused. I'm making this post more for myself than for you guys, because I'm afraiad I waon't remember this isn the morning...
So I went to this New (apparently) hip hoppy club in ANyang first street area and it was cool at first, i was the only dude and there wer elike 20 chicks. so i bumped and grineded and had fun.. then the Korean kockplock squad aka the Korean Y cromosome showed up. i was walking tward this chick who i'd practically inseminated a few minujtes earlier and for some reason couldn't reach her. i kept getting close but there was always somebody in the way. then i realized the krorean guys were subtly blocking drunken tofu from his booty. i mean prize. i mean the chick.
eventually the guy girl ratio changed from 1:20 to about 175:20, so i left and went to the unfortunately named "black music hip hop club" down the street. there i felt ok.
one korean dude decided he didn't like foreigners and was going to fight me. after a couple of shoves and silly posturing, i told him he'd drunk too much and ought to go home. he elbowed me in the jaw. i considered my options and the quantity of his friends and realized he was trying to get me to hit him, so i did the manly thing and tattled. this one mexican-looking hip hop korean translated his "apology" but i asked is he 20,000 won sorry or 30,000 won sorry and it turned out neithe rone so he got kicked out because i wouldn't sheke his thand that was funny!
of course the girl iw as dancing with when the dude hit me woudln't speadk to me again... to o many koreans watching...
later on i got pretty tiered. i got a girls' number and she seemed cute but i really dont' rmemeber
then therw as a period where like 3 or 4 korean guys wanted me to bum p and grind with their girlfriends that was fun.. the second dudes girlfriend slapped me for dancing with the third guyS girlfriend and that was when i decided i was hopelessly confused and must post this post
the mexican looking korean dude told me to "F off homes, that's yo sheet" the second time the dude punched me and i tattled but at some point he came aroudjnd and said "sorry i was drunk really i love you and want to be your buddy" implying that my green eyes and yellow hair cure all sins. ok.
then i went home. it was raining. WTF? |
You, sir, are a/an ______. <---- insert desired negative adjective.
Oh, wait! Just came to me! Embarrassment. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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Embarassment isn't an adjective.
Damn, that's a funny story, Joe Doufu. Yo, that yo sheet. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Well, you've succeeded if you were trying to convey the feelings of being drunk and confused. Unfortunately, I'm a bit too hungover to appreciate your effort. |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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You know Joe maybe you should start a stamp collection. A similiar thing happened to a chap I knew down in Hongdae in the Harlem nightclub, and his noggin left a nice indentation in the wall by the door. Heee hee maybe I should not have tossed him into the wall so hard, but he was flopping around all over the place as I was dragging him away from the Korean lynch mob.
Again Joe.... Stamp collecting.... |
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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
| Again Joe.... Stamp collecting.... |
Now you've gone and made me more confused again.
What? |
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joe_doufu
Joined: 09 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Last night I had a dream that my co-worker was a vampire. In my dream I got the cross and the wooden stake and was prepared to defend myself, but then I remembered how much I liked her so I didn't kill her after all. |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Man did you "nail" her with something else? |
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Zyzyfer
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
Embarassment isn't an adjective.
Damn, that's a funny story, Joe Doufu. Yo, that yo sheet. |
Neither are any of the words that would be used to fill in that particular blank.
And that was an awesome story. Almost like eye-witness reporting. |
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Tiger Beer
Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Hater Depot wrote: |
| Joe I don't really know what the hell you're talking about. But I sure am glad you joined Daves! |
Definetely!
Regarding the entire post.. always changes where men suddenly outnumber the women significantly as time goes by..
That rain really got me last night as well! By the time I got home, completely drenched! What was up with that? Such a nice night at the beginning of the night! |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| There's a simple explanation for what happened to you, Joe- you got Derreked. |
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itaewonguy
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 12:28 am Post subject: |
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korean men are C*CKblockers! welcome to korea!!
OHHH OPPA!! OPPAAAAAA!!!
the koreans are not so bad. I mean they block, but they dont really start sh*t they will just grab the girl from you like they know her..
but a KYOPO!! especially the Blackwannabe koreans from LA or NYC or where ever.. will want to fight you.. because they think they are hip HOP gangstas and they have to represent!!
for some reason. the korean black wannabes, seem to have taken a stereo type of blacks which is all BAD.. why cant they be cool black guys like mnay of my friends I really dont know..
ohh well..
my advice.. IGNORE THEM!! and let them feel special! just be cool.. a girl is NEVER WORTH FIGHTING OVER!!
she AINT worth it!! |
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mole
Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III
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| Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:01 am Post subject: |
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| Dan The Chainsawman wrote: |
| A similiar thing happened to a chap I knew ... |
Agreed. Use the buddy system.
 *ack!* The AFKN brainwashing works! |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:14 am Post subject: |
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| Definetely! |
Saconded.
Sparkles*_* |
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