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A little prank. A.K.A Are you guys even listening???

 
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:49 am    Post subject: A little prank. A.K.A Are you guys even listening??? Reply with quote

I felt a bit impish yesterday, so when I walked into the classroom, I decided to speak nothing but French. I took role call, invited the children to take out their books, and did my usual routine, but all in French.

I was stunned at how little reaction it got. Nobody even noticed. I didn't realize how much they tune me out. Have you ever seen those Far Side cartoons, about what dogs hear (i.e., "Blah blah blah blah Rover, blah blah Rover...) and what cats hear (....... )? Ever wonder what hagwon students hear?

Finally, the students settled down, the incidental chatter ceased, and some brave students in the front row shook their heads and demanded "TEACHER, WHAT????" One clever munchkin even realized it was French. Phewwwwww.
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Mon Dieu!"

"Mohn de?"
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quand j'ai enseigné une classe de jardin d'enfants à mon vieux hogwan j'ai fait la même chose. Je leur enseignais les couleurs - bleu, vert, rouge, jaune. Il n'y a pas une différence que de leur enseigner en anglais. Ils n'apprennent pas, seulement répetent. Peut-être je l'essayerai avec lycée secondaire... Laughing
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SuperHero



Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout

PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cute dog. At least Ginger is attentive!
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BigBlackEquus



Joined: 05 Jul 2005
Location: Lotte controls Asia with bad chocolate!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, you mean none of your students torched your car in the name of jihad?
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Privateer



Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Location: Easy Street.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yu_Bum_suk wrote:
Quand j'ai enseigné une classe de jardin d'enfants à mon vieux hogwan j'ai fait la même chose. Je leur enseignais les couleurs - bleu, vert, rouge, jaune. Il n'y a pas une différence que de leur enseigner en anglais. Ils n'apprennent pas, seulement répetent. Peut-être je l'essayerai avec lycée secondaire... Laughing


Accents and umlauts really ought to be part of the standard character set for the internet. After all they're included in ASCII. I get sick of reading "&eacute".

Pet peeve number 2: why do wordprocessors come with 200 useless fonts that no-one ever uses but if you really want a cool style like Olde English or Gothic or Cursive, it's not there?
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Privateer wrote:
Yu_Bum_suk wrote:
Quand j'ai enseigné une classe de jardin d'enfants à mon vieux hogwan j'ai fait la même chose. Je leur enseignais les couleurs - bleu, vert, rouge, jaune. Il n'y a pas une différence que de leur enseigner en anglais. Ils n'apprennent pas, seulement répetent. Peut-être je l'essayerai avec lycée secondaire... Laughing


Accents and umlauts really ought to be part of the standard character set for the internet. After all they're included in ASCII. I get sick of reading "&eacute".

Pet peeve number 2: why do wordprocessors come with 200 useless fonts that no-one ever uses but if you really want a cool style like Olde English or Gothic or Cursive, it's not there?


I know what you mean. For my Halloween lessons I wanted something really cool like Gothic but had to settle for glueing little bats and monsters to the side of the pagie.
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schwa



Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Yap

PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd speculate that a lot of native speaker teachers here think their students are understanding them pretty well when in fact one word in ten getting through is more realistic, probably optimistic.

Random asides, phrasal verbs, & natural cadence are just noise to the majority of our students.

A simple experiment: speak 3 sentences in your normal style to the class then ask an average student (or even your best one) what you just said. The result may startle you into reconsidering what constitutes comprehensible input.
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some waygug-in



Joined: 25 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've noticed this a few times.......... but it's not so much me (any more) but other teachers who "over-estimate" student abilities.

(as pretentious as that sounds, what I mean is that over the years I've been here, I've gotten better at estimating students' levels, whereas teachers who are new to Korea always think the students are better than they really are)

I've had this happen to me recently, the other foreign teacher at my haggie tells me, "these kids really understand a lot, they know a lot of English. You'll be able to have some good dicussions with them."

When I get them I notice that nobody has a clue what is going on and the textbook they have is at least 2 levels too high. Rolling Eyes

I think I was the same my first year or so here. I just assumed they were learning something because we had "covered it in class".
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JeJuJitsu



Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Location: McDonald's

PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

some waygug-in wrote:
I've noticed this a few times.......... but it's not so much me (any more) but other teachers who "over-estimate" student abilities.

(as pretentious as that sounds, what I mean is that over the years I've been here, I've gotten better at estimating students' levels, whereas teachers who are new to Korea always think the students are better than they really are)

I've had this happen to me recently, the other foreign teacher at my haggie tells me, "these kids really understand a lot, they know a lot of English. You'll be able to have some good dicussions with them."

When I get them I notice that nobody has a clue what is going on and the textbook they have is at least 2 levels too high. Rolling Eyes

I think I was the same my first year or so here. I just assumed they were learning something because we had "covered it in class".


Yeah, I went off on my "intermediate" class today because they have been "studying" English for 3-4 years...but know less English than I do Korean, and I have been here for...TWO MONTHS. They do not know the words: right, left, choose, pick, learn, study, sentence, verb, noun. I already know these in Korean, and I'm not particularly trying to learn Korean.
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