| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
|
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:21 am Post subject: Diet Coffee |
|
|
Yesterday I saw a segment on one of the home shopping channels where they were trying to shill diet coffee to the masses. The models, holding a can of the diet coffee in each hand, were thin and sexy, and to their left a fat woman and her fat mother were to be seen, the daughter chowing down on fast food while the mother berrated her for her eating habits.
It was a marvel to behold, not the least of which because, as far as I know, a cup of regular coffee (no sugar or cream, which wasn't included with the "diet" coffee, anyway) contains only 15 calories or so.
What's next, diet cucumbers?
Sparkles*_*
Last edited by Tiberious aka Sparkles on Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:05 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Demonicat

Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Location: Suwon
|
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:19 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| actually mate, plain black coffee is 0 calories, and it boosts your metabolism. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
|
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:04 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Demonicat wrote: |
| actually mate, plain black coffee is 0 calories, and it boosts your metabolism. |
Well there you go. All coffee is diet coffee.
Sparkles*_* |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Demonicat

Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Location: Suwon
|
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:10 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Like in bring it on:
"Missy: I don't know what's scarier, neurotic cheerleaders or the pressure to win. I could make a killing selling something like Diet Prozac. "
[/quote] |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
|