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Tom Cruise is having a baby!!!!
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ilovebdt



Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:28 pm    Post subject: Tom Cruise is having a baby!!!! Reply with quote

http://et.tv.yahoo.com/newslink/etsid48750012733/
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jinglejangle



Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good, maybe he can be playmates with Nocholas cages baby.

The two could get together, put the babys in a play pen, put their wives in another play pen, and have a drink and a chat. Cool
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ilovebdt



Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jinglejangle wrote:
Good, maybe he can be playmates with Nocholas cages baby.

The two could get together, put the babys in a play pen, put their wives in another play pen, and have a drink and a chat. Cool


So true Laughing
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gdimension



Joined: 05 Jul 2005
Location: Jeju

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought he was gay.

I guess that's still possible.
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Butterfly



Joined: 02 Mar 2003
Location: Kuwait

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gdimension wrote:
I thought he was gay.

I guess that's still possible.


I thought he was a jaffa.

I guess that's now not possible.
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igotthisguitar



Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Location: South Korea (Permanent Vacation)

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that's weird! I mean wouldn't his WIFE be having the baby? Truly a biological first.

Hmmmmmm ... i betcha he got a little help from his Scientology brethern on this one.
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Gopher



Joined: 04 Jun 2005

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gdimension wrote:
I thought he was gay.

I guess that's still possible.


Gay guys have "families" all the time. And, in Hollywood, if Michael Jackson could impregnate a woman, I guess Cruise can too.
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jaderedux



Joined: 10 Jan 2003
Location: Lurking outside Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow! That I want to see...wonder how that Katie girl feels about it.
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jinglejangle



Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaderedux wrote:
wow! That I want to see...wonder how that Katie girl feels about it.


hee hee

no but seriously, I bet she's pretty sore over it......

hey, what's a jaffa?
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jaffa~n: A kind of seedless Orange.
See also Jaffa Cakes (like I wish I could right now).
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xtchr



Joined: 23 Nov 2004

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, I learn something new everyday.
Where I come from, Jaffa = Just Another Ff***ing Aucklander (or American) - take your pick.
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FUBAR



Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: The Y.C.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So much for saving herself for marriage

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What seems more shocking than the age difference is the virginity issue. Ananova.com reports that Holmes, who has been dubbed Hollywood's 'mild child', has said that she's actually saving herself for Mr. Right and there'll be no sex before marriage. Sorry Tom.


http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0429holmes.html
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

xtchr wrote:
Wow, I learn something new everyday.
Where I come from, Jaffa = Just Another Ff***ing Aucklander (or American) - take your pick.


Thats what I was thought it meant Laughing

If it his though thats gonna be one good looking kid
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gdimension wrote:
I thought he was gay.

I guess that's still possible.



It was immaculate conception, I tell you. She said she'd remain a virgin until marriage.
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igotthisguitar



Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Location: South Korea (Permanent Vacation)

PostPosted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hollywoodaction wrote:
gdimension wrote:
I thought he was gay.

I guess that's still possible.


It was immaculate conception, I tell you. She said she'd remain a virgin until marriage.


South Park - Tom Cruise Won't Come Outta The Closet
11/21/2005 6:46:34 AM

It turns out Stan is the reincarnation of scientology founder Ron L. Hubbard. Tom Cruise can't handle it when Stan tells him he's only an 'OK' actor and locks himself in Stan's closet.

Any other interpretation of this phrase is purely coincidental Laughing

http://media.spikedhumor.com/7798/South%20Park%20-%20Tom%20Cruise%20wont%20come%20out%20of%20the%20closet.wmv
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