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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Swiss James

Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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ouch
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You scored 50 spankability, 38 Koreaphilehood, and 53 human worth!
You are prefectly adapted to work on the peninsula without loosing your mind. You also have the least interesting possible results coming away from this test... Since you're not an inherently interesting person, you should try to take it again pretending to be someone who is. |
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Zyzyfer

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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66 spank (wtf)
16 koreaphile (wtf)
84 human worth (wtf)
Funny answers, but not exactly a lot of questions.
kermo, you have taken a LOT of quizzes on that site. I also thought you were a lot........older.  |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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66 spank (wtf)
16 koreaphile (wtf)
84 human worth (wtf)
Funny answers, but not exactly a lot of questions.
kermo, you have taken a LOT of quizzes on that site. I also thought you were a lot........older.  |
Translation please!
By the way, what was the label you got? I turned out as boring as James (that hurt to say.) |
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Swiss James

Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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yeah right, boring like a FOX!
(that really only works with 'crazy' doesn't it?) |
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Zyzyfer

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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Translation? Of what? I was looking at your profile on the site out of curiosity.
They said I couldn't hack it in Korea and should go somewhere else. That's probably because I wouldn't respond in a similar fashion to any of those answers...strangely enough, I don't find spitting on my shoe to be acceptable due to cultural differences, so I chose the funny answer. |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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Translation? Of what? I was looking at your profile on the site out of curiosity.
They said I couldn't hack it in Korea and should go somewhere else. That's probably because I wouldn't respond in a similar fashion to any of those answers...strangely enough, I don't find spitting on my shoe to be acceptable due to cultural differences, so I chose the funny answer. |
Oh, trust me, I spit on the imaginary ajossi's shoe too.
I was confused by the "... "
Option A) speaker pauses out of embarrassment and then spits out the awkward truth.
Option B) speaker pauses out of embarrassment, then subsitutes a more acceptable word in place of intended meaning.
I take it the answer was A), and my response is "Hey! I'm PLENTY old." |
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itaewonguy

Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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Level Bevel
You scored 55 spankability, 44 Koreaphilehood, and 69 human worth!
You are prefectly adapted to work on the peninsula without loosing your mind. You also have the least interesting possible results coming away from this test... Since you're not an inherently interesting person, you should try to take it again pretending to be someone who is. |
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Zyzyfer

Joined: 29 Jan 2003 Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Indeed, 'twas A. |
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:21 am Post subject: |
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Not acclimated.
You scored 77 spankability, 27 Koreaphilehood, and 61 human worth!
Although you're a decent enough person, it's unlikely that you could change your stripes enough to make it here. Though fun and level enough, you probably can't kiss ass enough and wrap your mind around illogic enough to thrive here. Try somewhere saner. |
Hmmmph! |
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joe_doufu

Joined: 09 May 2005 Location: Elsewhere
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 5:55 am Post subject: |
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Although you're a decent enough person, it's unlikely that you could change your stripes enough to make it here. Though fun and level enough, you probably can't kiss ass enough and wrap your mind around illogic enough to thrive here. Try somewhere saner.
You scored higher than 60% on spankability
You scored higher than 20% on Koreaphilehood
You scored higher than 60% on human worth |
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inkoreafornow
Joined: 14 Sep 2005 Location: Gyeonggido
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:14 am Post subject: |
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and never will be
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| You scored 66 spankability, 16 Koreaphilehood, and 84 human worth! |
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:24 am Post subject: |
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| You scored 55 spankability, 44 Koreaphilehood, and 69 human worth! |
I scored a human worth of 69 ?
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eamo

Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:28 am Post subject: |
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I think this half-assed test produced a half-true result.....
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| You're kind of in love with Korea. And you hate it too. You can't understand why you stay here but you have a pretty good time when you're here. You hate some of the things about the the culture but you appreciate how safe it is and how easy it is to make money here. The people are schizoprenic but when they're good they're very very good and when they're bad they're very very bad. |
Tell me something I didn't know.... |
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Privateer
Joined: 31 Aug 2005 Location: Easy Street.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:35 am Post subject: |
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Whatever. No-one's ever spat on my shoe. Or tried hooking up with western women while cock-blocking me. The guys in Parliament are a bunch of bitches and that's no more than commonly accepted truth. I avoid orders I don't wish to follow by failing to understand any but the most explicit logically coherent ones, which are the ones I'm happy to follow anyway. And if I was a Western woman I damn well would make a scene.
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Not acclimated.
You scored 50 spankability, 27 Koreaphilehood, and 69 human worth!
Although you're a decent enough person, it's unlikely that you could change your stripes enough to make it here. Though fun and level enough, you probably can't kiss ass enough and wrap your mind around illogic enough to thrive here. Try somewhere saner.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on spankability
You scored higher than 99% on Koreaphilehood
You scored higher than 99% on human worth
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