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[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

I'm wondering whether or not I should create a line of Sparkles-themed, uh, theme parks, worldwide.

I'll start in Gdansk, Poland -- or possibly Danzig. The first ride will be called The Big Roller Coaster That Everybody's Afraid To Ride On Because They Think It Might Kill Them.

I imagine in a few years I'll be bigger than both Disney World and Disney Land. If the local authorities allow my mascots to hand out cigarettes to kids, that is.

If that fails, plan B is...


Are you ready?



Really?





Candy telephones!

Everyone likes candy, right? So people'll buy them, eat the buttons, not be able to call their friends or relatives, and they'll be forced to buy another. It's genius!

I'm so samrt.

Sparkles*_*

[emkeyen]

I was already going "I want beer!" in a whiny voice. Now even more.

Can you do beer phones and I want a subscription.