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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject: "She replied that she never kissed any man in her life. |
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http://www.mynippon.com/photos/album7.htm
So not knowing what I was in for I headed over to meet her. I came to the door and knocked and she answered. She was a true picture of feminine beauty. None that I have ever seen in my whole life. I was immediately smitten. I came in and sat next to her and we talked. Her English was very good and she seemed very open minded to my conversation. We went out that night and all went well. I feel very comfortable with her but I could see that she was very excited by my presence and so was I. We talked, we laughed and got along very well. We walked to the bus stop and I asked her, "Have you ever kissed an American man before?" She replied that she has never kissed any man in her life. I was shocked! I said, "You mean you never had a boyfriend?" She told me that she had a Korean boyfriend but he was too shy for her and she never really was the type of girl that really went after guys. It seems that she was kind of a loner that was too absorbed in school and work. We kissed and that night we went back to her house and we made love.
At this point we fell immediately in love. My concept of Korean girls changed that night. I am shortly heading over to Seoul to pursue her parents. I guess I am lucky because some guys tell me horror stories of being with Korean girls and falling in love and then the girl disappears from sight never to be seen again, particularly once she graduates.
How does the story end do you think? |
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Paji eh Wong

Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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Crushed by an elephant. |
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baldrick

Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: Location, Location
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:47 pm Post subject: Re: "She replied that she never kissed any man in her l |
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rapier wrote: |
She replied that she has never kissed any man in her life. I was shocked! I said, "You mean you never had a boyfriend?" She told me that she had a Korean boyfriend but he was too shy for her and she never really was the type of girl that really went after guys. It seems that she was kind of a loner that was too absorbed in school and work. We kissed and that night we went back to her house and we made love.
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A girl who has never even been kissed before suddenly decides to get into bed with some hairy foriegner? Two words spring to mind, one is LIAR and the other is SLAG. |
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Mashimaro

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: location, location
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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in the end he comes to the sad realisation that is he is incredibly naive and that she has been lying to him all along?
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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How did you stumble onto that ridiculous site? |
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Mashimaro

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: location, location
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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kermo wrote: |
How did you stumble onto that ridiculous site? |
he googled 'picking up korean girls for feckless foreigners 101'.. duh! 
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:35 am Post subject: |
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Update: "Going to Korea".
Day 1: I paid for me and my stunning Korean girlfriend to go to her hometown, Seoul. Words cannot express how delighted I am to have found my ideal match...and I will do anything to be with the woman I adore.
walking in Seoul I noticed lots of hotties though. Really lots, I can't believe there are so many. Most of them are even better looking than my one, dammit. But it doesn't matter. I love her.
Day2: I met her parents today. The family is a very hard working and industrious one: they own a hairdressing business apparently, cutting mens hair. A sort of barber shop.
Mi- ho (thats my g.f's name) is very popular here. All the guys recognise her in the street and she is always on the phone. I feel lucky to have such a sociable and open woman.
Day3: I met the parents again. The main topic of conversation was wether I could get an American visa/passport for Mi-ho. I replied that it was no problem. Its really great to know I have a woman who loves me for me. |
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nev

Joined: 04 Jan 2004 Location: ch7t
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:37 am Post subject: |
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I think it ends happily. |
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Chillin' Villain

Joined: 13 Mar 2003 Location: Goo Row
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:26 am Post subject: |
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nev wrote: |
I think it ends happily. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:33 am Post subject: |
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Since when did 'so' become the most common word for starting a story? |
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Eunoia

Joined: 06 Jul 2003 Location: In a seedy karakoe bar by the banks of the mighty Bosphorus
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:51 am Post subject: |
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rapier wrote: |
Day2: I met her parents today. The family is a very hard working and industrious one: they own a hairdressing business apparently, cutting mens hair. A sort of barber shop. |
rapier wrote: |
Mi- ho (thats my g.f's name) is very popular here. All the guys recognise her in the street and she is always on the phone. |
That's all you need to know. |
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itaewonguy

Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:10 am Post subject: |
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how old is this girl? let me guess she is 21 and he is 33!!
how does it end..? simple.. he wakes up!! |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:30 am Post subject: |
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Glad y'all liked it
So whats the verdict? Do you think our Korean dating advice guru has unwittingly fallen for a pro? Just cracked me up because the guy believes shes never kissed anyone ever before, then she jumps into bed with him, and he's ready to marry her a day later.
(I don't know how the story ends, I just made part B up).
Its a bit like a story you might see on here:
http://www.mangosauce.com/archives/000396.html |
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gypsyfish
Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:49 am Post subject: |
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It ends with him waking up. |
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Red

Joined: 05 Jul 2004
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Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:39 am Post subject: |
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gypsyfish wrote: |
It ends with him waking up. |
You were beaten to the punch on that joke.
Man, that whole thing has to be a work. |
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