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"She replied that she never kissed any man in her life.
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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:25 pm    Post subject: "She replied that she never kissed any man in her life. Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

http://www.mynippon.com/photos/album7.htm

So not knowing what I was in for I headed over to meet her. I came to the door and knocked and she answered. She was a true picture of feminine beauty. None that I have ever seen in my whole life. I was immediately smitten. I came in and sat next to her and we talked. Her English was very good and she seemed very open minded to my conversation. We went out that night and all went well. I feel very comfortable with her but I could see that she was very excited by my presence and so was I. We talked, we laughed and got along very well. We walked to the bus stop and I asked her, "Have you ever kissed an American man before?" She replied that she has never kissed any man in her life. I was shocked! I said, "You mean you never had a boyfriend?" She told me that she had a Korean boyfriend but he was too shy for her and she never really was the type of girl that really went after guys. It seems that she was kind of a loner that was too absorbed in school and work. We kissed and that night we went back to her house and we made love.

At this point we fell immediately in love. My concept of Korean girls changed that night. I am shortly heading over to Seoul to pursue her parents. I guess I am lucky because some guys tell me horror stories of being with Korean girls and falling in love and then the girl disappears from sight never to be seen again, particularly once she graduates.


How does the story end do you think?
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Paji eh Wong



Joined: 03 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crushed by an elephant.
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baldrick



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:47 pm    Post subject: Re: "She replied that she never kissed any man in her l Reply with quote

rapier wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

She replied that she has never kissed any man in her life. I was shocked! I said, "You mean you never had a boyfriend?" She told me that she had a Korean boyfriend but he was too shy for her and she never really was the type of girl that really went after guys. It seems that she was kind of a loner that was too absorbed in school and work. We kissed and that night we went back to her house and we made love.



A girl who has never even been kissed before suddenly decides to get into bed with some hairy foriegner? Two words spring to mind, one is LIAR and the other is SLAG.
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Mashimaro



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

in the end he comes to the sad realisation that is he is incredibly naive and that she has been lying to him all along?

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kermo



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did you stumble onto that ridiculous site?
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Mashimaro



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
How did you stumble onto that ridiculous site?


he googled 'picking up korean girls for feckless foreigners 101'.. duh! Smile


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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Update: "Going to Korea".

Day 1: I paid for me and my stunning Korean girlfriend to go to her hometown, Seoul. Words cannot express how delighted I am to have found my ideal match...and I will do anything to be with the woman I adore.
walking in Seoul I noticed lots of hotties though. Really lots, I can't believe there are so many. Most of them are even better looking than my one, dammit. But it doesn't matter. I love her.

Day2: I met her parents today. The family is a very hard working and industrious one: they own a hairdressing business apparently, cutting mens hair. A sort of barber shop.
Mi- ho (thats my g.f's name) is very popular here. All the guys recognise her in the street and she is always on the phone. I feel lucky to have such a sociable and open woman.

Day3: I met the parents again. The main topic of conversation was wether I could get an American visa/passport for Mi-ho. I replied that it was no problem. Its really great to know I have a woman who loves me for me.
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nev



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it ends happily.
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Chillin' Villain



Joined: 13 Mar 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nev wrote:
I think it ends happily.


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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since when did 'so' become the most common word for starting a story?
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Eunoia



Joined: 06 Jul 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rapier wrote:

Day2: I met her parents today. The family is a very hard working and industrious one: they own a hairdressing business apparently, cutting mens hair. A sort of barber shop.


rapier wrote:
Mi- ho (thats my g.f's name) is very popular here. All the guys recognise her in the street and she is always on the phone.


That's all you need to know.
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

how old is this girl? let me guess she is 21 and he is 33!!
how does it end..? simple.. he wakes up!!
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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad y'all liked it Laughing

So whats the verdict? Do you think our Korean dating advice guru has unwittingly fallen for a pro? Just cracked me up because the guy believes shes never kissed anyone ever before, then she jumps into bed with him, and he's ready to marry her a day later.
(I don't know how the story ends, I just made part B up).

Its a bit like a story you might see on here:
http://www.mangosauce.com/archives/000396.html
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gypsyfish



Joined: 17 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It ends with him waking up.
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Red



Joined: 05 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gypsyfish wrote:
It ends with him waking up.

You were beaten to the punch on that joke.

Man, that whole thing has to be a work.
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