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[LL Moonmanhead]

���� ��, if not spelt right its pronunced 'man deuk'.

Cheers

[just because]

���� means having a child in the later years of your life...like 40 years or older i suppose

[peemil]

Get her up the duff hey?

[Bo Peabody]

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[tomato]

Hello, Bo Peabody!

After I saw your post, I searched for ���� jokes.
I tried to translate some of them.
I didn't get very far, so someone else had to finish them for me.

���� �б��޽��� ���� ���� �̾߱�.
In the times when there were no cafeteria lunches at school,
���ɽð��� �����̰� ���ö��� �Դٰ�
Mandeuk was eating a box lunch.
���� �԰� �; ģ�� ���� ���� ���Ѿ� �Ծ���.
He wanted to eat some pressed seaweed; so, he secretly snatched his friend's seaweed and ate it.
���� ������ ģ���� �� ����� �����Բ� �Ϸ���.
Someone tattled.
�׷��� �����Բ��� �Ҹ�ġ�̴�.
So the teacher yelled:
������ �� ģ�� ���ö� ���Ѿ� �Ծ���?��
"Who took this friend's box-lunch and ate it?"
�׷��� �����̰� ���ϱ桦.
Mandeuk said,
���踸 ���� �Ծ��µ���.��
"I only ate the seaweed." (Notice that the first three syllables are �� ����.)
������ ��.
The teacher said,
���踸�� ����!��
"�� ����, Come out!"

�����̰� ���� �����Ƽ� ������ ������
Mandeuk was not feeling well, so he went to the hospital.
�ǻ� �������� �˻�� �Һ��� �޾� ����� �ߴ�.
The doctor said, "Come back for a urine sample."
�˻� ����� �㳯 ���´ܴ�.
Manduk came back the next day.
�����̰� ������ ���� ����
In the meantime,
��ȣ�簡 �߸��Ͽ� �������� �Һ��� �������� ���Ҵ�.
The nurse spilled Mandeuk's urine sample.
�������� ��ȣ�簡 �����̴�...
The incompetent nurse was so embarrassed.
���� �ִ� �ٸ� �˻�� �Һ��� ���� ����� �������� �Һ� �˻��뿡 ��Ҵ�.
She poured some of the urine from another urine sample in Mandeuk's test tube.
�㳯 �˻� ����� Ȯ���Ϸ� ������ ������
The next day, to check the results, Mandeuk went to the hospital again.
�ǻ簡 �˻� ����� �����̸� ������ �Ĵٺ��� ���̾����ϴ�.
The doctor stared at the results and stared at Mandeuk.
�����̴� ���� ���� ���� �������ϴ�.
Mandeuk fearfully asked,
������ : ���� ���� ū ���̶� �������?
"What do I have?"
�ǻ� : �� �ǻ� ��Ȱ 20�⿡ �̷� �� ó���̿�.
The doctor said, "In all my twenty years of experience, this has never happened before."
������ : ��? ���ϱ�
Mandeuk said, "What is it?"
�ǻ� : ��� ���� �ӽ��̿�.
Doctor:?"You're pregnant."
�׷��� �����̴� ȭ�� �Ҹ��� ��������ϴ�.
And then, Mandeuk angrily said, "~@#$%^&*()_+|!!!"

�����̰� ȭ��ǿ��� ���� ���� �־���.
One day Mandeuk went to the restroom.
�׷��� �ͽ��� ���� ��(?)���� �ڲ� �θ��� ���̾���.
But there was a ghost calling from under the toilet bowl.
������ �����̴� ���� ����ġ �ʰ� ��� ���� ���Ҵ�.
Mandeuk, however, went about his business.
�׷��� �ͽ��� ��� "�����! �����!!!" �� ���� ���Ĵ�� �־���.
Even so, the ghost kept on calling, "Mandeuk! Mandeuk!"
�׷��� ȭ�� �����̰� ���� ������, �����̸� ������ ���Ĵ�� �ͽ���!!!
So, as soon as enraged Mandeuk flushed the toiletg, the ghost said,
"�����! �����! ���� �ٿﲩ!"
"Mandeuk! Mandeuk! Mandeuk Ggu-ul-ggeok!"

[Possibly a play on words. "Ggu-ul-ggeok" is probably an onomatopoeia for the sound of the water going down a drain in a whirl. But it could also mean "...will dream..." which in Korean would be �ٿﲨ.]