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fiveeagles



Joined: 19 May 2005
Location: Vancouver

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:01 am    Post subject: What am I bid? Reply with quote

Suddenly I find myself in a giant hall. Surrounding me are thousands of young people, battered, bruised, and broken. Then suddenly, I hear a voice: "What am I bid?

A young girl stands out before the crowd of leering, sneering men. "What am I bid for this piece of flesh?"

The men start to cheer and shout figures: "Ten," "Twenty," "Fifty," "One Hundred."

What can I do God?

I start to bid. I have to save her. The cost becomes huge, and I begin to waiver. Can I afford this? What price will I pay?

The dream stops.

I'm alone again. But the faces are real enough: Sarah being sold into prostitution; Mike with a revolver in his mouth; Kat covered in cuts and bruises; John falling into crime; Laura alone and desperate; Steve, heroin needle bulging into his vein.

"What am I bid?"

The voice shatters silence. The auction is on again. The bidding has begun. It continues day and night until the end. Most of the bidders desire only use and abuse. Satan drives them on.

And so I find myself in the auction. Will I watch or will I bid? The price of a single life is huge. The currency is prayer. The cost is massive, but the prize is glorious. A life for a life.

What am I bid?



written late one night in a Reading, U.K., Boiler Room (RedMoonRising, Pete Greig/Dave Roberts; pgs 23-24)
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
written late one night


Suggestion: stop writing late at night.
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joe_doufu



Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, was she hot? How much did she give it up for?
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mmmmm, pound of flesh, arrrggle...


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fiveeagles



Joined: 19 May 2005
Location: Vancouver

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

joe_doufu wrote:
How much did she give it up for?


Probably more than what you sold out for. What was your bid?
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Kenny Kimchee



Joined: 12 May 2003

PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
written late one night in a Reading, U.K., Boiler Room


Who are you, Kant?
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joe_doufu



Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fiveeagles wrote:
joe_doufu wrote:
How much did she give it up for?


Probably more than what you sold out for. What was your bid?


As I said before, I tried to sell my soul for a night with Sporty Spice, about five years ago. But I was unable to figure out how to reach the Devil. Nowadays my price would be different but I have to think about it.
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huck



Joined: 19 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't believe you tried buying a hooker at an auction....in a dream, no less.

Mast-rbating two or three times a day should help you avoid having these kinds of perverted dreams!
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Seoul. Wink
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Grotto



Joined: 21 Mar 2004

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me thinks five eagles should lay off the firewater before going near his computer!
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fiveeagles wrote:
joe_doufu wrote:
How much did she give it up for?


Probably more than what you sold out for. What was your bid?


This, Bart, is a crazy man.
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joe_doufu



Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Man known as The Man wrote:
fiveeagles wrote:
joe_doufu wrote:
How much did she give it up for?

Probably more than what you sold out for. What was your bid?


This, Bart, is a crazy man.

You mean me? Or fiveeagles? And who's Bart? Is this a "Simpsons" quote?
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this thread is like the most depressing Blossom special ever.
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joe_doufu



Joined: 09 May 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swiss James wrote:
this thread is like the most depressing Blossom special ever.

Did they sell Blossom? I heard she's a major fattie now... made an appearance on Kirstie Ally's "Fat Actress" sitcom. But I didn't see the pictures. "Six" was in my french class at USC.
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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Posting up the details of one of your dreams on here is like revealing to me the most intimate details of your life.

The interpretation of this one is very obvious to an old mystic like myself.

Five eagles: face up to the issue, or you will keep getting this dream.
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