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Alpha-Epsilon



Joined: 24 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:38 pm    Post subject: Newbie Alert Reply with quote

You're amongst the doldrums of duplicity here now, the mountains of meaningless. Travel them up the winding hills of haste poste expressions on this forum, the de facto dementia of deranged dualists outside the norm of their homeland, who think they're really somewhere, on the right side of civilization now. Watch them grow green monsters of money-madmen in their minds, wanting, always wanting, that sweet little something tucked under the covers. For free, or for pay?

It doesn't matter, because what lies unleashed here, on this board, is something most real Westerners know, back home, is just their so-journ to nowhere, but which they want to make you think is going somewhere.

That's why they've been there so long, those plaintive personages, spouting their pride with perfidious proclammation that they've arrived and become. . .

Deluded.
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bellum99



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: don't need to know

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I missed the part where you said that you just got a new dictionary.
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denverdeath



Joined: 21 May 2005
Location: Boo-sahn

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice poem(or whatever)...are we supposed to send you a contribution or something?
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SPINOZA



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alpha-Epsilon,

I see you've perfected the art of talking complete and utter #$%@.

Your mewlings have all the trappings of a nihilistic, judgemental and rather misanthropic fellow who chases impotent shadows rather than bears the responsibility of standing in the sun alone without all the labels and self-assigned stereotypes.
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Homer
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was pure and unfiltered Horse manure.

Well done.

Laughing
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Satori



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:24 am    Post subject: Re: Newbie Alert Reply with quote

Alpha-Epsilon wrote:
You're amongst the doldrums of duplicity here now, the mountains of meaningless. Travel them up the winding hills of haste poste expressions on this forum, the de facto dementia of deranged dualists outside the norm of their homeland, who think they're really somewhere, on the right side of civilization now. Watch them grow green monsters of money-madmen in their minds, wanting, always wanting, that sweet little something tucked under the covers. For free, or for pay?

It doesn't matter, because what lies unleashed here, on this board, is something most real Westerners know, back home, is just their so-journ to nowhere, but which they want to make you think is going somewhere.

That's why they've been there so long, those plaintive personages, spouting their pride with perfidious proclammation that they've arrived and become. . .

Deluded.

You, Sir, are mentally unwell...
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It appears 3 Dog Night, or someone of equal "talent," wants to make his flowery cyber-presence known.

Excelsior!

Sparkles*_*
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mole



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of my break into the internet message board world
circa 1992.
Pretty headstrong, but rapidly put in my place. Flamers can be hardcore.
One step at a time, they tell me.
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As far as third posts go, I'd rate it as 7 out of 10: not outstanding but above the statistical average, so hold your head high.

Since ThreeDogNight isn't around anymore I look forward to reading analyses of future debates between yourself and the Great Toad.
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peemil



Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He rites tha ol' englishe real good don't he?
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Fredbob



Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Yongin-Breathing the air-sometimes

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Concentrated consonation is trite and a tenous attempt to display mastery of mind, Get a Grip
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi, welcome to Dave's!
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Xerxes



Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heck, you seem angry and deflated about something: being in Korea and working at a job you don't like for pay that you don't respect. It all makes strange sense. I just read it carefully because I was so surprised that someone would contrive such string of horse hockey and have it actually mean something.

And then it occurred to me. You MUST be a paper-back writer! I just figured it out after I made sense of it all and the fact that it is correct usage of fancy diction to express a really immature observation. Har Har Har. You hate yourself for doing the work that you do for getting paid for it being in a place you don't like or respect, and you want us to know! You would be in your early 20s, horribly alone, and frustrated.

My advice, young man, (and I mean this in the best possible way with all due respect) is to go out your door right now and meet some real people. Preferably the people you don't like, the natives, as you say, just to put a face to your demons. AND maybe write about them meetin's in yer book.

Welcome to Korea. Welcome to your writing!
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
It appears 3 Dog Night, or someone of equal "talent," wants to make his flowery cyber-presence known.

Excelsior!

Sparkles*_*


Oh, dude, you have seriously messed up. 3DN was a shot-lived, but great group.

Poop on your doorstep, sir.
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K-in-C



Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Location: Heading somewhere

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:06 pm    Post subject: Whatever Happened? Reply with quote

Bulsajo wrote:
Since ThreeDogNight isn't around anymore I look forward to reading analyses of future debates between yourself and the Great Toad.


I sure miss reading TDN'S stuff. He sure had his own style. Wink
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