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Caledonian Craig · Joined: 13 Jan 2006 Location: Edinburgh

OK, so you're on a desert island in the middle of nowhere, all the food and booze has run out. Your companions are 90's Super-girl-power octet the Spice Girls, whose on the menu first?? POLL!!!

jessiaka · Joined: 07 Jan 2006

Scary Spice(she's that Mel B chick right?) cause she's freaky and would probably piss me off during our time on the island.

EFLtrainer · Joined: 04 May 2005

Stuck on an island with five women, have to eat 'em to survive. Well, this ain't based in logic, is it. First, five to one, they'd sort out that someone would have to go and someone would have to be the first. They'd take the guy out pre-emptively. Thus, the logical answer is none.

HOWEVER, assuming I had, in this age of Survivor, pre-emptively planned for their attack, I'd of course have to go through a series of "talent" contests and base my choices on the results.

Twisted Evil

joe_doufu · Joined: 09 May 2005 Location: Elsewhere

Well my favorite one is Sporty Spice. I wouldn't eat her but I'd eat her, if you know what I mean. The first one I'd kill and eat is whichever one is my most likely competition for Sporty (who is possibly a lesbian).

EFLtrainer · Joined: 04 May 2005

Joe, why aren't you out priming the pump for a drunken diatribe??

Wink

SeoulShakin · Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Location: Seoul

I'd totally get rid of Posh Spice first...she is not worthy of Beckham...yepp...I'd get rid of her and then have my way with him.

keithinkorea · Joined: 17 Mar 2004

EFLtrainer · Joined: 04 May 2005

The Man known as The Man · Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:52 am Post subject:

peemil · Joined: 09 Feb 2003 Location: Koowoompa

Baby Spice- You'd get more meat off her bones than the rest of them.

Then I'd have Posh Spice dressed in a nice little maids uniform and she'd clean the hut and "tend" to my needs.

Sport Spice I'd stick on foraging and hunting duty. I reckon she's got the legs to chase down a wild boar.

I'd make Ginger Spice leader of my monkey army and have them conquer neighbouring villages, enslave their populations and build monuments to my greatness.

Scary Spice is useless. I'd drown the silly cow in the sea.

peach · Mod Team Joined: 16 Oct 2004

Can we keep the sexist stuff to a minimum before it gets out of control, please?

bignate · Joined: 30 Apr 2003 Location: Hell's Ditch

Wrench · Joined: 07 Apr 2005

Geri Haliwel.

sheba · Joined: 16 May 2005 Location: Here there and everywhere!

I might drown posh but she doesnt have enough meat on her to bother eating.

Id eat sporty.... more lean muscle.

Wink

Clutch Cargo · Joined: 28 Feb 2003 Location: Sim City 2005