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Canada's Dokdo!
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Who gets Hans Island
Canada
57%
 57%  [ 8 ]
Denmark
21%
 21%  [ 3 ]
WTF are you babbling about?
21%
 21%  [ 3 ]
Other
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Total Votes : 14

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Sooke



Joined: 12 Jan 2004
Location: korea

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:31 am    Post subject: Canada's Dokdo! Reply with quote

To all freedom loving Canadians:
Mother Canada needs you now!!
Savage Danish Neo-Vikings have invaded and claimed precious areas of our Canadian Motherland!! Devious Danish devastation has left Hans Island barren and uninhabited.

Re-enactment of Denmark's vicious sneak attack on Canadian Soil

The Battleground of Freedom

Now is the time to take up arms against the foe!! We must sacrifice to save our Motherland from the savage Danish onslaught!!

Canadian Land

We must act now!! Canada weeps and suffers while we remain inactive!


Neo-Vikings revel in the destruction while Canada bleeds

Sons and Daughters of Canada! Hear this call to arms and take action!! Join myself and other patriots in front of the Danish embassy in Seoul for a candle-light protest denouncing Denmarks rape and pillage of Hans Island. Join me as I chop of my thumb in protest (not just a pinky beyotches-I really love my Country!!)



How much longer will lovers of freedom and justice sit idly by?? We must push back the vile Viking Invaders, to the last man, if need be.


Looks like we're off to a good start




This is a pretty old topic, so i didn't include this in the current events forum.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Island
http://www.um.dk/en/servicemenu/News/HansIslandDanishNoteToCanadianAmbassador.htm
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2005/07/22/1143685-cp.html
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Wrench



Joined: 07 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its ours.. I am gone cut my fingers off for it.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Canada definitely needs it, being a small and often invaded nation. I'm willing to set myself on fire.
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Sooke



Joined: 12 Jan 2004
Location: korea

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wrench wrote:
Its ours.. I am gone cut my fingers off for it.


OK, I suppose cutting off all your fingers would equal cutting off a thumb!! Welcome aboard, fellow freedom lover!!
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laogaiguk



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

First and foremost, everytime I see the name of this thread, I continuously see something else for a brief second.

But if Vikings are invading, and they have Thor on their side (out of retirement), we're screwed.
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great post. Wish I wrote it, or something like it, myself.

Danish women can serve along side men in the Danish army, I gather. So yes. As the poster says, let's lick them over there.

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Sooke



Joined: 12 Jan 2004
Location: korea

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
As the poster says, let's lick them over there.



Definately!
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mithridates



Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm in. Some of you set yourselves on fire, cut off fingers, and I'm up for a bit of licking them over there. Skal vi slikke hverandre der borte, dansk kvinne?
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm doing my part- I angrily devoured a Dane this morning.

















































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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Definitely.

D e f i n i t e l y.


Sorry... I've just seen it one too many times. BTW, I'm all for licking 'em if you want to mount an international force.

Embarassed
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ddeubel



Joined: 20 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't give a "rat's ass" about this......it will still be there long after the concepts of "Denmark" "Canada" and "International Boundaries" have disappeared. The words fly away but the earth is forever (thus nobody's).

DD
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am American, but can I join the Canadian army to go give those dastardly Danes a good hard long deep pounding all night long and maybe some more next week?
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Moldy Rutabaga



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mmmmmm.... Danish women.....

oh... what was the post about again?

Ken:>
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kathycanuck



Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Location: Namyangju

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:40 pm    Post subject: han Reply with quote

Count me in my brothers!!! If they think they can invade our sacred territory, den mark my words, they are sadly mistaken!!! ( I"ll set a Korean co-teacher on fire in protest.)
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bulsajo wrote:
I'm doing my part- I angrily devoured a Dane this morning.



















































I am looking for a Hugh Jass?

A Hugh Jass?
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