SuperHero
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout
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 Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:35 am Post subject: Darwin Awards |
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I'm sure most people have visited the Darwin Awards site at some point or another. Anyhow I was surfing around and ended up there again today. One of the best stories I found there actually doesn't qualify for the Darwin award as the guy didn't die, but it sure highlights his stupidity.
Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks
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"Sally the Rhino hadn't been feeling well. She was constipated, and had just been given a laxative when the American played his juvenile prank, " said caretaker James Douglass....
Sally began to feel the effects of the laxative, showering Ronald repeatedly with over 30 gallons of rhinoceros diarrhea.
A team of medics and zoo caretakers were needed to remove his hands from Sally's buttocks. "It was tricky. We had to calm her down while shielding our faces from the pelting rhino dung. I guess you could say that Ronald was in it up to his neck.
Once she was under control, three people with shovels were working to keep an air passage open for him. |
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