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[The Great Toad]

On the Morrow I shall again ferry my great Fat Lard arse Unto you oh filthy Soul. I sally forth from my Isle of Jeju to bring the mounted death unto all the Saracens and heathen or anyone else who would deny Mine Divine Right to rule and take all chocolate and greasy burgers into my breast. Long and long I have suffered to let the evil of Seoul wax sick in it's vulgar room salons and drinking houses, but by the Grace of God and the favor of the Devil I have endured even the tauntings of 8-9 yearold kids in winter teaching sessions. And low for this you will all suffer my wraith or at least find a smelly fat glut has cut in front of you at Burger King. And When I come I bring with me the hands that were the oblivion of a thousand coca peasants and a bunch of sand swarming fools who dared oppose me the rights to oil chocolate and our way of life. It is not so long since I been to Soul and yet perhaps to long since I put down my sacred rod of correction on the wayward functional drunks, Canadian Hippies, and disrespectful Ajossies...

YOU WIL RESSSPECT MY ATHORATAH

I WAS A COP AND A MARINE CORPS KILLA

FOLLOW YOU DREAMS YOU CAN REACH YOUR GOALS I'M LIVING PROOF

BEEFCAKE BEEFCAKE BEEFCAKE !!!!!

Yeah so ahh anywho I is a comin to Seoul again... I honestly do not care if I meet any of you ESL wanna be teachers (I am a real teacher ask the elemetary boys and girls who poked my wise arse)

You however are all losers! Go home and get a job shoveling shizzznitzz at least it will put you into shape and get rid of yer gross fat pot bellies. If it one thing that is sad it's a bloated functional alcoholic who can barely drag himself out of bed to make it to his HogggyWon Job at 3PM. And I would appreciate it if you Canadian women would please stay away from me when yur drunk and rutting in Itawon. I may well go to What the book again but it is bad enough me having to doge the punks and sad tarts- I wish you Canadian girls would lay off the sauce this weekend so I don't have to protect my parts from you randy hippie girls as well. Anyhow, don't try meeting me cuz I be buzy with Jeon Ji Hyun at the discos and what not. The whole point of this post is to say that I, the essence of coolness, will be landing in Seoul before my triumphant return to the P. I. - this time Palawan... ANyway so I want to make sure you avoid me because I don't want to lose cool points cuz somekida lameo white person(s) are following me around beggin to know if I am me the Lord of Toad Hall the Baron The Great Toad.

And if you guys have actually suffered through that tirade I was wanting to know where I can meet some kindly shepherd girl New Zealand Ladies or maybe some Churched up way smart edumacated South African Ladies - All them American Girlz is most purrty dum cuz they go to them pushover American public skools. Further I was thinking on going to the Koex to get some books so I be mighty thankful if a gaggle of you kids would all buy ma great porcine self some pizza and whoppers and beer and more pizza and whoppers and ahh chocolate and maybe some more beer too. Ok so send me a pm but please all u crazy girls don't send me no pms cuz last tiem I gotta bunch crazy ones I can not repeat here as it is a family forum.

Ok so this is my picture taken just recent like with my girlfriend (my bike) and two rollerblade babes - look out for me :

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4741/dsc022507wl.jpg

Oh and I hope u aint a going to Palawan too for vacation cuz u know all the waves will froth with hate and anger when I set down my corrupted noble body in the ocean fish will die and monkeys will cry and all the world will know that I am Fat Load.

[Swiss James]

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

[ilovebdt]

The people from Jeju do speak funny don't they?

[jaganath69]

Gawd, living down there really gives you an inflated sense of self esteem and a case of slight mental retardation.

[Tiny_Tibbo]

I actully enjoy reading his posts.....

[The Great Toad]

I just got back from a night ride and I am reeel hurt inside my inner child with the comments herein. I try to make some constructive criticism - telling all u drunken lustin Hogwagers to get a life and take care of yerselves and I get called a retarddannt like one who canst make any sense -

I AM WAY MORE SMARTEREST THANS ANY OF YOU HIPPIES !!!

It tis true I got kicked and punched in the head a few times but I was the barest arse viking whoever SAILED THE SEAS OF FATE in the (U) nified (M) alicious (S) landerous (C) oalition. You think you can make me cry by calling me fat and stupid? I don't get my self-esteem from ESLer drunko hippie pro-Canadian message boards. I am way stronger handsomer and itellijenterr than u Souless zombies who hack and cough out yer brains. I think the foul air hast melted them as much as all the alcohol and paint thinner you all drink. If there is any reeel c00l chicks or disco kings like me feel free to pm me and we can act c00l together at some rad clubs around Itawon. Or you can just buy me some Outback and Pizza hut and I can tell you lost in the Darkness of Kuwait stories with only my rifle and a five gallon jug- boy that was a scary time ... then them Arabs showed up in the car and ... oppps gonna wreck the story. Anyhow I dont wanna seem mean spirited or nasty it is just from the messages here I think most all you want to do is talk about names for yanking it and naykidd Korean ladies being splashed with yogurt. I feel it is my duty to offer correction and if you meet me in Seoul some wise council on life, death, chocolate, honey, cream and the other most importanterest stuffs in life. To be honest I already think at least 3 Soul English Loving Ladies will be meeting up with me so I amy be too busy - I just hope they dont drag me to those loud clubs in Honndae again there is not even room to dance...
Anyhow please don't go into drunken rages this weekend in Seoul and sock me in the mouth when I am talking to some sweet lasses at Geckos, Tin Pan, or Club 66. I know maybe I hurt some losers in self-denial who are floating through life on a meaningless utterly tiresome weary existence; however, keep in mind if you see me I'll be able to help with my sagacious pontifications on how to use yer life for a lasting purpose, and also how to manipulate candy from students.
I'll even put back my avatar so you all can know when in the presence of nobility � though it will be self evident kinda like Aslan.

[inkoreaforgood]

[Dan The Chainsawman]

He is original at least I will give him that much.

[inkoreaforgood]

[The Great Toad]

Ok well maybe I came down a bit hard- to make it up I'll put a happy picture here so you all know I'm not just a big fat mean guy- It is of course of me - that is myself in the picture with some happy jeju kids...



I think you all should get me some food in Seoul too.

[Tiny_Tibbo]