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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:02 am Post subject: If slamming doors were an Olympic event... |
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Korea might have it locked like they do archery.
Seriously, how hard is it to close a door quietly?
This is something that should be taught to children before their motor skills are functioning at full capacity: "don't slam the door."
Here, not that big a deal.
I liken it with horking and spitting as a cultural thing where the person committing the heinous act doesn't consider anyone else when he/she does it. Both aren't purposefully meant to offend (in most cases), but, God, does it ever piss me off.
It's almost as annoying as the phbb error.
Almost.
Sparkles*_* |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:24 am Post subject: |
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Slamming doors? I suppose so. Most doors in my world have pneumatic closers, so people really can't slam them. Gates, that's another thing. Had two gates at two houses that Koreans just loved to slam. They weren't angry ... they just like slamming them. Constantly had to repair them.
Rather than slamming doors, how about opening doors without knocking? Or knocking and opening before you have a chance to answer? |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 8:30 am Post subject: |
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JongnoGuru wrote: |
Or knocking and opening before you have a chance to answer? |
You hear that, Mom?
Sparkles*_* |
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Mills
Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Location: Incheon
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:08 am Post subject: |
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General stairway ruckus is a Korean dominated event; it, of course, consists of stomping, annoyingly loud conversation, and the all important door slam. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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I whole-heartedly agree Koreans are perpetual gold medal contenders in general stairway ruckus.
My personal pet peeve: I live smack in the center of a small apartment complex. Dead center. Therefore, ALL the young ajummas congregate right outside my window with their squealling, screaming, crying pre-schoolers every warm day. Arg! But the clincher: they don't pay any attention to their kids, so the kids climb all over the cars.
I nominate Korean 4 year olds in the Car Climbing Sprint. How a 4 year old can be 10 feet from his mom and scream, "Omma!" over and over again at 52 dBs while stomping his little feet on the roof of my car and still be ignored is beyond me.
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lawyertood

Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul, Incheon and the World--working undercover for the MOJ
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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Make it the noise decathalon and add things like
- talking loudly on cell phones
- Mr. Microphone in the supermarket
- students in the hallway during exams
- expressing oneself after drinking water on a hot day on the mountain
- gas tank delivery
- door-to-door truck goods sales
- etc...
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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Mills wrote: |
General stairway ruckus is a Korean dominated event; it, of course, consists of stomping, annoyingly loud conversation, and the all important door slam. |
Don't forget about the clacking heels! |
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Mills
Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Location: Incheon
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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peppermint wrote: |
Mills wrote: |
General stairway ruckus is a Korean dominated event; it, of course, consists of stomping, annoyingly loud conversation, and the all important door slam. |
Don't forget about the clacking heels! |
You get style points in the stomping event with clancking heels. |
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igotthisguitar

Joined: 08 Apr 2003 Location: South Korea (Permanent Vacation)
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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Slamming doors, chomping with their gums flapping, coughing without covering ... etc ... yah, KOREAN GOLD in all.
What did i miss here? |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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igotthisguitar wrote: |
Slamming doors, chomping with their gums flapping, coughing without covering ... etc ... yah, KOREAN GOLD in all.
What did i miss here? |
You missed "clacking heels" -- the subject of the previous two posts.
Lay off the drugs, son.
no, that wasn't particularly clever. don't think I thought it was. |
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ajgeddes

Joined: 28 Apr 2004 Location: Yongsan
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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expressing oneself after drinking water on a hot day on the mountain |
Reminds me of when I climbed �Ѷ�� and this young ajumma took this little sip of water and expressed the loudest "���ִ�!!!!!!" I have ever heard, with that continuing phlegmy sound after, like she was experiencing the orgasm of her life. I still make fun of this girl and mimic her to my girlfriend (korean) almost one year later and she still laughs. I wanted to walk up to the lady and express to her that it was just water and she probably drinks lots of it every day, so just relax. |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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koreans love noise. A simple conversation is a shouting match, and people only feel comfortable sleeping at night if the air is filled with the sound of construction and pneumatic drills. Morning calm my a$$ |
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weatherman

Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: Korea
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Got a door slammer in my building. Sometimes it gets to me, sometimes it doesn't. But when it gets to me, mate, does it ever piss me off. My wife gets upset at me for being upset at the noise. I can't win. |
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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:38 am Post subject: |
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I blame the door slamming on the doors, something about the design maybe? I live in the "waygookin villa" ( you really can order pizza, with that and an apartment number here) and theres still lots of slamming. |
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Mills
Joined: 07 Jan 2006 Location: Incheon
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:29 am Post subject: |
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Granted... the doors, though pneumatic, are heavier than most of us are used to and have a tendency to slam if left to close freely. The 1st night I was here the door slammed, thought to myself "Better ease the door closed." |
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