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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:25 am Post subject: I'll pop a cap in yo' ass! (Avatar Wars) |
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What's your avatar gonna do about it?
(inspired by the "billbrobby" thread) |
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weatherman

Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: Korea
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:30 am Post subject: |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:07 am Post subject: |
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I'm going to smoke like the surgeon general hasn't issued a warning.
Sparkles*_* |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:23 am Post subject: |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
I'm going to smoke like the surgeon general hasn't issued a warning. |
Well, unless your avatar is standing so close to mine that his smoke gets in my avatar's eyes... long enough for him to kick the gun out of my avatar's hand before he gets off a cap or two... then I don't see how that's going to help you.
Nope, my avatar says your avatar doesn't stand a chinaman's chance. |
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eamo

Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:32 am Post subject: |
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I think my stubborn Brit/Irish power-pop-soul master might top your puny Chinese dead guy. |
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Gorgias
Joined: 27 Aug 2005
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:34 am Post subject: |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:41 am Post subject: |
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Sorry Gorgias, don't read this.
How do the words "dumb" and "Dexy's" find themselves in the same sentence? Hmm.... Oh, I know. 'I'm so dumb that I never understood what all the hoopla over Dexy's Midnight Runners was about'. No, no, wait -- 'The only Dexy's song I know is "Come on Eileen", I'm just that dumb'.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled Avatar War.
Geogias? What are those zebra stripes supposed to do to armed Chinaman? Hyp-mo-tise him? <-- like that?
Last edited by JongnoGuru on Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:46 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Satori

Joined: 09 Dec 2005 Location: Above it all
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:43 am Post subject: |
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As you can see, my avatar is way to smart to get into physical confrontations! I'll be hiding in the greenery somewhere, thinking how silly you all look... |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:53 am Post subject: |
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Satori wrote: |
As you can see, my avatar is way to smart to get into physical confrontations! I'll be hiding in the greenery somewhere, thinking how silly you all look... |
Oh, so he thinks he's all camoflaged and safe back there behind the shrubbery, does he? Well, he just better watch out for stray bullets and flying glass shards.
Oh, and don't think for a minute that Chinese cuisine won't accommodate barbecued iguana. |
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Bulsajo

Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:58 am Post subject: |
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Let's talk shaft power, boys. |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:30 am Post subject: |
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On the Go-oo-ood Ship Lol-li-pop
It's a swee-ee-eet trip to the candy shop
Where bonbons play --
On the sunny shores of Peppermint Bay ~
And then BANG!! goes my avatar's gun, and SPLAT!!! goes the head of the captain of Bulsajo's ship.
Next!! |
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Bulsajo

Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:37 am Post subject: |
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wot, that lil pop gun?
What are you using for ammo, corks?
Better off using the tried and true human wave tactics, comrade. |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:42 am Post subject: |
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Oh please. My guy stows away, plugs the captain, commandeers the ship and then rams it into the nearest iceberg. Do I have to spell it out for you??
(I actually had to check and make sure that wasn't spelt "iceburg" ) |
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Bulsajo

Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:58 am Post subject: |
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You know, you wouldn't even have to do that; They'd probably hand you the keys if you'd just promise not to sing any more Pekinese opera.
Actually, the ship in my avatar doesn't exist, although they did come within months of laying the keel, and I'd be willing to bet that you can't find this picture anywhere else on the internet. |
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itaewonguy

Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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Ill look you right in the eye! and say "you got a problem"???!!! |
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