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[Hater Depot]

This makes me wish I was good at coming up captions. But I'm just not.

[lawyertood]

I wonder what momma was doing with this?

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

"Did you hear this little fucker's mom pulled a shotgun on me?"

Sparkles*_*

[kermo]

Bush attempts to demonstrate the importance of Jesus's teaching in Matthew 7:3-5 but gets a little muddled. Instead he removes his own eye with a plank.

3"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.

[kermo]

"Kim Jong Il, you spit in my eye one more time and I'm going to come over there and give you SUCH a paddling!"

[numazawa]

[kermo]

This one was written by a friend of mine:



Bush - "So I just take this and bash myself in the head with it and that's cricket?"

Indian PM - "Yes."

[numazawa]

[Fredbob]

Bush describing the hazing he initially received from Cheney during his first eight weeks in office.

OR

Bush describing his understanding of the shape of an asian woman's ��, and that's why there skinnier than Texas women.

[Swiss James]

"8th place in a Pirate fancy-dress competition was good enough for George"

[lawyertood]

See, I told you we would find some weapons of mass destruction.

[anyway]

"I may be up a creek, but lookee what I got here..."

Unfortunately, the size of paddle is directly proportional to his IQ instead of the creek he is up.

[seoulsucker]

Onlookers applaud as G-dub displays the single WMD found under a 9 year old Iraqi boy's bed.

[skinhead]

[Pligganease]

"It felt a lot better going in."