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Ya-ta Boy · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994

Thursday was kind of a crappy day. Luckily, I know a mafia guy and I wa s able to borrow a gun. I put it in my mouth. I guess I flinched at the key moment, because now my nose is splattered all across the wall and I am not dead. To make matters worse, I decided I should cut the shreds loose, but I was a little shakey and now what's left of my nose is in baggy and my finger is laying on the floor. Blood is spurting out all over the place.

Do you think I should go to a doctor? I was thinking I could just put a band-aid over my nose and the kids wouldn't notice tomorrow and if I keep my hand in my pocket, maybe no one will see anything is wrong.

I could really use some advice. Please don't be too cruel because this is my first post and I'm not in a good mood, as you can imagine. By the way, do you think I should be paid overtime if I do go to the hospital?

tzechuk · Joined: 20 Dec 2004

Just put some banana leaves on them and bandage yourself up.

No one will notice.

Grotto · Joined: 21 Mar 2004

if at first you dont succeed, try try again Laughing

cruisemonkey · Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:26 pm Post subject:

Carve a prosthetic nose out of radish kimchee and tape it in place.

The antibiotic properties of this wonder food will prevent infection and the radish itself will be replaced by new body tissue in only a few days. It promotes the rapid regeneration of cartilage and the growth of new skin with no scaring.

DO NOT use Chinese kimchee - the parasites will crawl into your brain and eat it.

Mr. Literal · Joined: 03 Jul 2003 Location: Third rock from the Sun.

No nose?

Need to give a call to Michael.

xtchr · Joined: 23 Nov 2004

It's not a 'cold' so there's no need to go to the hospital.
What does it say in your contract? Why don't you read it before posting on here Wink

I think it's covered in the "you must go to work unless you're dead" clause.

periwinkle · Joined: 08 Feb 2003

*beep*, man. I belived the post until I saw the responses. God, I'm gullible.

Still not funny.

Milwaukiedave · Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong

Yes, that was quite funny. I say step in front of a bus. That's sure to finish you off.

periwinkle · Joined: 08 Feb 2003

Betcha anything this thread gets yanked.

I don't like it when threads are yanked.