Korean Job Discussion Forums

[periwinkle]

I was on a bus once and this dude was pleasuring himself. Wiped it off on the curtain when he finished, too. He knew I could see him, and I wonder if that's why he did it- purely because I could witness his, um, ah, um, you know. I laughed and called my friend to ask him what I should do. The guy knew I was talking about him and got up and stood behind me menacingly. Oh, yeah, I was REAL scared, too

My co-worker's wife was walking home last night, and there was a guy parked on the sidewalk sitting in his car doing the same thing. Now, I can understand why he'd do it in the car (boredom, for example). However, if you're parked on a busy sidewalk with your window rolled down, people are going to see it.

Do some guys just get off on wanking in public? God, what if some poor granny or little kid saw these guys...

[Ya-ta Boy]

Funny you should bring this up. I just got an e-mail from a friend back home. She's complaining that her neighbor brings guys home, opens the curtains, has the boy friend of the night tie her to the bannister and whip her.

Why do women do this where anyone walking by can see? Very strange behavior for women.

[billybrobby]

Once I was riding the bus and I was looking out the window and this dude pulls up beside the bus in a truck. He had the suspension in the truck lifted a good foot above normal, which put him above other cars but still below a bus. But what really struck me as odd was the fact that his wedding tackle was out and he had a full on boner.

After the initial "eww, wash me eyes!" feeling wore off, i began to wonder if he got his truck lifted because he goes offroading or because he likes to ride around with his unit out.

[periwinkle]

That's fucking funny.

[numazawa]

Could be he was driving an automatic but got all nostalgic for the ol' stick-shift.

Periwinkle, you really do seem to be a magnet for this kind of off-the-wall (or should I say get-off-on-the-wall?) stuff. There must surely be a career waiting for you somewhere in TV-land.

[xingyiman]

I remember reading story a couple years back about some dude back in the states got caught wanking in a public library while viewing porn. The library was full of kids. The ACLU was trying to defend him saying that his arrest violated his freedom of expression or something like that

Can't say that I've seen any Korean guys engaging in this. Aside from the usual drunk guy sitting with his head between hi slegs and sobbing profusely or the guy beating his woman up I've just not wittnessed any acts of that nature.

[xingyiman]

I remember reading story a couple years back about some dude back in the states got caught wanking in a public library while viewing porn. The library was full of kids. The ACLU was trying to defend him saying that his arrest violated his freedom of expression or something like that

Can't say that I've seen any Korean guys engaging in this. Aside from the usual drunk guy sitting with his head between hi slegs and sobbing profusely or the guy beating his woman up I've just not wittnessed any acts of that nature.

[RACETRAITOR]

A friend of mine once looked out the bus around Yangjae and saw a Korean guy in his car yanking his shiat.

The best story I know is of a girl who was frottaged on a bus in Italy. She wasn't sure what to do, as the guy was vigorously humping her shoulder through his pants, so she let him finish and kept talking with her friends, not letting on.

People do this sort of thing because it's more thrilling for them than doing it in privacy. They are making you take an active role in their sex life, and sometimes you just have to know when to kick them in the junk.

[Son Deureo!]

One time in my sleepy college town (pop. 28,000) a guy in his car was bored waiting at a red light and started beating his meat. A trucker next to him saw what he was doing and radioed the cops with his license plate number.

The next days front page headline in the town and campus papers:

BOB SMITH ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC MASTURBATION AT TRAFFIC LIGHT

The article also included the man's home address. The judge only gave him a small fine and a suspended sentence, but he moved out by the end of the semester because of the public humiliation.

I kinda felt sorry for the guy.

[Leslie Cheswyck]

Hey, it's Spring! I think I'll go outside for a wa-n-k ...er walk.

[Hollywoodaction]

[nautilus]

[Squid]

Walking out of Sydney Football stadium I glanced at a parked car and no question the guy was bashing his bacon

Lived in a flat with a balcony across two bedrooms and my girl and I strolled it one romantic sunset evening...only to witness a recent flatmate arrival banging away on it... we almost shit our pants laughing.

Weird world.

[djsmnc]

If you have to get your rocks off, where are you SUPPOSED to go?

[margaret]

Stand up and yell or talk very loudly, pointing at the guy, gesturing and making a sign for "small" and laughing.
When guys tried to frottage me on the busses in Egypt I stomped on their feet.
Margaret