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[Ya-ta Boy]

Hot off the JoongAng Ilbo press:

April 28, 2006 �� Alarmed by a recent series of attacks by wild boars in the capital region's residential districts, the Ministry of Environment yesterday announced the results of a survey of 22 sites in and near Seoul. The data show that there are twice as many wild boars per unit area in and near the city than in other mountainous areas of the country.
At least one of seven recent incidents would have been humorous had it not resulted in injuries. In September, a boar weighing about 130 kilograms (290 pounds) burst into a bar in Amsa-dong in southeast Seoul, injured a customer, escaped and then attacked a man in a nearby park. The animal was eventually tracked down and killed after leading pursuers on a day-long chase.


Can you imagine e-mailing home from the hospital: Mom, really, I was just sitting on my bar stool, minding my own business when the wild boar at the next table went wild. I don't think the scars will be too serious.

Be careful tonight: It's a jungle out there.

Full story here:http://joongangdaily.joins.com/200604/27/200604272229017809900090409041.html

[Dan The Chainsawman]

What are the boar's political persuasion?

[manlyboy]

Think I'd better take my hunting bow with me to the pub tonight. Pig on a spit...mmmmmmmmm...delish!!!!

[HapKi]

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ''Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?''
Then the lady answered, ''Excuse me, I think this is a goose.''

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

[HapKi]

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[HapKi]

A young man was sitting at a bar with his pet pig and asks for two drinks. The confused bartender said no animals were allowed up at the bar. The man proceeded to say "Ah, but this is a very special pig. Just last week there was a fire in the house and that pig came charging out of his pen into the house and woke us all up. Then a few days later my son fell into the swimming pool and as the pig was grazing out on the lawn, he came running and jumped into the pool and saved my son. "Well," said the bartended "I guess this pig is very special so I'll give him a drink. By the way I noticed that he is missing one leg, what happened?" "Well said the young man, when you got a pig this good you don't eat him all at once!"

[HapKi]

A pig goes into a bar and orders ten drinks. He finishes them up and the bartender says, "Don't you need to know where the bathroom is?" The pig says, "No, I go wee wee wee all the way home."

[HapKi]

A pig walks into a bar. He orders a beer.
The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many pigs coming in here."
The pig says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."

[dogbert]

Hilarious!

[endofthewor1d]

how the hell do you have a stockpile of pig-in-a-bar jokes?

[HapKi]

[Moldy Rutabaga]

Someone walks into a bar, and behind the counter there's a pig mixing and pouring drinks. The customer stares for a while, and after a while the pig is annoyed and comments, "What's the matter with you-- haven't you ever seen a pig in a bar before?"

The customer answers, "No, no, I'm sorry-- I just never thought the goat would sell the place, that's all."

Ken:>

[gypsyfish]

Lotta boors in Itaewon.

[Ya-ta Boy]

I've been breathlessly waiting for this weekend's reports of wild boar (or boor) incidents in the bars.

[HapKi]

A guy walks into a bar. A pig walks into a bar. A crocodile walks into a bar.
This couple walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar. A guy 4'6" tall walks into a bar.
Two piggies walk into a bar. A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. Jesus Christ walks into a bar.
A woman walks into a bar. Two donkeys walk into a bar. A vagrant walks into a bar.
These 3 girls (blonde, brunette and redhead) walk into a bar and then a cop comes in. A priest, a rabbi, and a lawyer walk into a bar. So, two jumper cables walk into a bar.
Two guys walk into a bar. A Pollock walks into a bar. An Englishman, American, and Irishman all walk into a bar.
This bear walks into this bar. This bloke, a cat and an ostrich walked into a bar. A lady walks into a bar with a duck.
A man walks into a bar with a pie. Two cannibals walk into a bar. Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
A bum walks into a bar. So, a five-dollar bill walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar.
A rabbit walks into a bar. This punk walks into a bar. A neutron walks into a bar.
This delegate walks into a bar. A penguin walks into a bar. Two atoms go into a bar.
Two men walked into a bar. A man walks into a bar carrying a battered briefcase. Three ostriches walked into a bar.
Three vampires went into a bar. God, the Devil and Bob walk into a bar. Two lawyers walked into a bar.
Two communist dictators and a screenwriter walk into a bar. Two Leprechauns walk into a bar. A woman walks into a bar with a dog under her arm.
A termite walked into a bar. The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. Two flies walk into a bar.
A cowboy walks into a bar. A guy, his mother, his aunt, his cousin, his sister, and Candice all walk into a bar. This guy walks into a bar with his friend.
A fairly unattractive short guy walks into a bar. 3 guys walk into a bar. This guy walks into a bar with his dog.
Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi walk into a bar. A drunk walks into a bar. A rather confident man walks into a bar.
A big, burly bastard walks into a bar with a snapping turtle underneath his arm. An alien walks into a bar. This horny guy walks into a bar.
A duck walks into a bar. A guy that has leprosy walks into a bar. A crab walks into a bar.
A blonde walks into a bar. A lady walks into a bar. An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman walk into this bar.
An old Englishman walks into a bar. An American guy walks into a bar. A well dressed doctor walks into a bar.
A man walks into a bar with a steak and kidney pie on his head. A string walks into a bar. This depressed man walked into a bar.
A blind man walks into a bar. A skeleton walks into a bar. I walk out of a bar.