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mack the knife



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:46 pm    Post subject: Porn queen releases new wine Reply with quote

The wine received a rating of 90 or something, which means at least one peckerwood thought it was worth pouring all over a drunken nude porn star and then licking it all off gingerly.

I'm ordering twelve cases.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0LaSVLugiNEv3kAlvhXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE1aHBqMDFkBGNvbG8DdwRsA1dTMQRwb3MDMwRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANERlgyXzk-/SIG=13c9o3vf5/EXP=1143264366/**http%3a//money.cnn.com/2006/03/23/news/funny/wine_porn_star.reut/%3fsection=cnn_topstories


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Thunndarr



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pics? Links? Help a brother out.
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billybrobby



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

really dude. some details, maybe?
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Ya-ta Boy



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Porn queen releases new wine



I don't care how new the wine is, it's still an old bottle.
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JongnoGuru



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ewww.

where'd I put my barf bag?
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mack the knife



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
ewww.

where'd I put my barf bag?


When you read the leader you should've realised that herein was a thread designed exclusively for male heterosexuals.
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peemil



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Google her name and you'll find her homepage- But I'm sure we've already figured that one out.

It's all soft porn crap.

Either way- Why are we suprised when a porn star does anything that doesn't involve getting rogered?

The similarities between the ESL experience and working as a porn star are surprisingly close.

A guy who graduates university with a degree in philosophy and classical literature, may have a beautiful mind- But is completely useless in society.

Hence- ESL.

A porn star, born with a beautiful body- In most cases- There's some real skanks floating around in the industry. However, unhappy with their employment choices they go into porn.

In both cases, life involves easy money, sleeping till lunch time and getting the odd donkey punch, both figuratively and literally.

Here's one that just got out of all that. Like that gezzer who wrote that novel who got a booker nomination after teaching in Japan.
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Xerxes



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mack the knife wrote:
Quote:
ewww.

where'd I put my barf bag?


When you read the leader you should've realised that herein was a thread designed exclusively for male heterosexuals.


I got what the Guru man meant, but, dude, you are twisted!
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JongnoGuru



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xerxes wrote:
mack the knife wrote:
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ewww.
where'd I put my barf bag?

When you read the leader you should've realised that herein was a thread designed exclusively for male heterosexuals.

I got what the Guru man meant, but, dude, you are twisted!

HA! You're right!

I don't know what the hell... I was reading down the thread, everything's fine and un-twisted. Then I get to Ya-ta's comment -- suddenly I'm reinterpreting the thread title all literal and twisted. That's when I began feeling urpy. Sad
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Xerxes



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya-ta Boy wrote:
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Porn queen releases new wine



I don't care how new the wine is, it's still an old bottle.


Ok, I can see how Ya-ta did that to you. He was the twisted one sending out nookie vibes like that so poor ole' guru man (undersexed) thought that the golden shower Shocked is a golden madeira port!

If Ya-ta knows that the bottle is old, he must have googled to look! Which means (I saw it too Embarassed )
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Smee



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"'We don't become geisha to pursue our own destiny. We become geisha because we have no choice"

- ���̻��� �߾�
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