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The "ASK ITAEWONGUY" thread
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:34 pm    Post subject: The "ASK ITAEWONGUY" thread Reply with quote

Itaewon guy- what is the correct way to cook eggs?
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can we ask a question about punctuation???
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endofthewor1d



Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:55 pm    Post subject: Re: The "ASK ITAEWONGUY" thread Reply with quote

Swiss James wrote:
Itaewon guy- what is the correct way to cook eggs?


You CRACK them!!!?? and put THEM. in a *beep* FRYing pAN???!!!
LOOSER??!!!!
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 6:59 pm    Post subject: Re: The "ASK ITAEWONGUY" thread Reply with quote

endofthewor1d wrote:
Swiss James wrote:
Itaewon guy- what is the correct way to cook eggs?


You CRACK them!!!?? and put THEM. in a *beep* FRYing pAN???!!!
LOOSER??!!!!


Nice one! I had to check the username just to make sure it wasn't the man himself. Next!

Itaewonguy-- Am I hot or not?
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I ask Itaewonguy about KeithinKorea's reading comprehension?
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow thanks Swiss, I feel like one of those cheap columnist you see in a back of a porno mag!!! Laughing

How do you cook eggs???
Fried! Because when ever you look into the pan it can remind you of how your brain looks ... as most of you know... my brain looks like its on drugs!!! Laughing
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Maserial



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bulsajo wrote:
Can I ask Itaewonguy about KeithinKorea's reading comprehension?


Hold on a second, isn't that like crossing the streams or something?

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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maserial wrote:
Hold on a second, isn't that like crossing the streams or something?


Sort of, it's just a little something I was given to do for homework...



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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itteawonguy, what's the meaning of life? Why do we exist? What is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How trivial can you make my minor case of dyslexia look?
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crazylemongirl



Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why is the sky blue?
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is more tasteless?

1) Tofu

2) Sleeping with a hooker to cheat on your wife.

I must know!!!!Whatthefreakiswrongwith you!! I MUST MUST KNO!@!!!!WW!!!
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nautilus



Joined: 26 Nov 2005
Location: Je jump, Tu jump, oui jump!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does anyone remember the review of Daves' on Alexa/amazon?

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/?url=www.eslcafe.com

on this thread:

http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?p=703468&highlight=#703468


I quote the review:

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The other thing I want to say is the place is a bunch of liars. It's really true, I've seen guys go on there and literally lie right through their teeth. It amazes the mind as to why people would not only lie excessively about their said topic but do so undoubtedly with full knowledge they are lying. On the one hand there are the "protect my adoptive motherland anyway possible" types and their lies are blatant. Perhaps equally as bad are just the plain wierd types that just 'hang out' alot and lie not necessarily about things they are passionate about, but apparently because there's nothing else to do. Thirdly are the 'sick humor' types. I've seen users write "yes at the immigration office in xyz city, you CAN get these papers processed and done quickly too! I've done it 7 times already, as recently as last month!" Then 3 or 5 users will answer "but no I don't think so," but the guy will keep coming back and arguing "yes you can! I'm sure!!" Having no choice you decide to follow the advice and go to said office, and sure enough no matter how many requests you make, sure enough that office has NOTHING to do with the immigration (or other) papers you need to take care of. It's like these guys are so wierd they have nothing to do but lead people on a string. It's like these guys that have been in country a while get nothing out of life but to misinform a new traveller of even life's more important aspects. There are also guys on there they claim they are a "ladies man." Like the Korea forum, there's a guy whose user name refers to a certain nightlife district in Seoul. Think he's the beacon of light, talks endlessly about having 12 girlfriends, even has a buddy or two go online and 'back him up' (all online liars). How do I know? I've seen said guy and he literally gets most of his action either from hookers or women that work close to a prostitute type environment and he blows his money on that.



Laughing Hookers don't count as real girlfriends Itaewonguy.


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Satori



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, the Pharoah is visiting with the sage, finally a place to get real answers to the hard questions. Well, first off, this one has been bothering me for ages, so I'll get straight to the point...

House, trance, or techno?
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Pak Yu Man



Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the boss says "no Korean girls"...does he really mean it?
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