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Centipede Season Has Arrived
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:25 am    Post subject: Centipede Season Has Arrived Reply with quote

Newbies, restrain your enthusiasm. This is not good.

I was sitting here on the floor posting tonight, in my undies as usual, when the first centipede of the season sneaked up and bit me on the thigh, just south of the cheek. They pack a sting.

Haven't seen the grosser, bigger similar bug yet, but it won't be long. Newbies, if you see this other kind, some around 6" or 9", reddish-black, kill it with something other than your bare foot. They sting and some people have to go to a doctor.

Then there are the really big ones that like to live in dark places, like under your bed. They seem to be attracted to the smell of beer. They've been known to crawl out from under a bed and plant themselves on the face of drunken sleepers and suffocate them.














OK. I got carried away there in the third paragraph. Been thinking too hard about an April Fool's joke.
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Porter_Goss



Joined: 26 Mar 2006
Location: The Wrong Side of Right

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man! I thought this had just arrived in K-Land!



Guess I'll just have to keep waiting.
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last year at my middle school one of the teachers found a huge one on the back steps, ran inside, and came out with a blow-torch he then used to BBQ it. Not recommended for indoor extermination.
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canuck in Ansan



Joined: 27 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks a lot! I knew there were big centipedes here, but now I've got that scary "pit of my stomach" feeling just thinking about them!

Maybe I'll set up some kimchi traps and keep any I catch as pets. *shivering in disgust*.... Shocked
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Hobophobic



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Location: Sinjeong negorie mokdong oh ga ri samgyup sal fighting

PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't you ever laugh when a hearse goes by,
For you may be the next to die.

They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet.
They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks.

All goes well for about a week,
Then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in their stomach and out your eyes.

Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what you eat when you are dead.
Very Happy
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chest rockwell



Joined: 16 May 2005
Location: Sanbon

PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you mean ones that look like this?:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's nasty, Mr. rockwell.
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Ody



Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Location: over here

PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Class: Chilopoda

SIZE: Slightly over 1 inch (25.4mm)

COLOR: Reddish brown

DESCRIPTION: Centipedes are reddish-brown, flattened, elongated arthropods with one pair of legs attached on most of their body segments. The first pair of legs is modified into poisonous jaws located below the mouth to kill insects. Their antennae are longer than those of millipedes. Centipedes feed on live insects and other small animals. They do not damage plants.

HABITAT: Commonly encountered in damp basements in the fall.

LIFE CYCLE: They overwinter as adults and lay eggs during the warm months. Usually eggs are laid in the soil and are protected by adults. A few species give birth to living young.

TYPE OF DAMAGE: Nuisance in household and basement. They feed on small insects such as cockroaches, clothes moths and house flies; do not damage food supplies or household furnishings. If crushed, they may bite, causing some pain and swelling.

CONTROL: Controlling these pests should start with reducing the moisture and humidity in the basement, then using household sprays.

INTERESTING FACTS: Centipedes sometimes live up to six years.

ugh! i think i'm going to faint.
too bad for me they don't eat mosquito larve.


these are the ones i kill around my house.


this is like the one i saw at my school last year, with black legs.

after i saw the big one at school, i stopped sleeping on the floor.
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Porter_Goss



Joined: 26 Mar 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great, now I keep "feeling" things crawling all around.
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Hobophobic



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Location: Sinjeong negorie mokdong oh ga ri samgyup sal fighting

PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That centipede mouse video is nuts...I thought my ex-gf's boa was nasty...but that... Shocked
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Girlfriends who keep boas are suspect on SO many levels.
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djmarcus



Joined: 12 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And here I was worried about roaches...man...I hate bugs...anyone else encounter them in their apartment? like big nasty ones?
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coffeeman



Joined: 24 Nov 2005
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya-ta Boy wrote:
That's nasty, Mr. rockwell.


That's not nasty. That's sick! What kind of sicko would feed a mouse to a centipede and film it? And to the people who get amused watching this kind of stuff, "Grow up!"
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little mixed girl



Joined: 11 Jun 2003
Location: shin hyesung's bed~

PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh god, we killed one in my house a few days ago...

and if i ever saw something like that thing in the video i'd need a gun or blow torch too.
that's friggin...blech! Mad
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Charlieb



Joined: 12 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WTF!! That video is sick man. I had to turn it off, does that thing actually eat the mouse whole? Im not used to any bug being bigger than my thumbnail, do those massive ones actually make their way into poeples apartments in Seoul? I live on the 6th floor so they would have to do some hardcore climbing to find me but seriously, id probably poo myself if i encountered a 9inch centipede. Im gonna be living in paranoia from now on thanks to you bastards!!
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