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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
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 Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:00 am Post subject: The worst idea on Earth: scented toilet paper |
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I bought scented toilet paper for the first time ever the other day (by accident). The scent is so strong, my bathroom smells like a potpouri factory.
What I'd like to know is, who was the genius that thought artificial flower fragrance mixed with freshly smeared feces would make a bathroom experience more lovely? I almost threw up.
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:01 am Post subject: |
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| Me too. Just now. Cheers. |
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Dev
Joined: 18 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:40 am Post subject: Re: The worst idea on Earth: scented toilet paper |
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| Qinella wrote: |
What I'd like to know is, who was the genius that thought artificial flower fragrance mixed with freshly smeared feces would make a bathroom experience more lovely? I almost threw up.
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Maybe it was the same guy who came up with the idea for 2000 Flushes blue water in your toilet crap. |
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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:32 am Post subject: |
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| Hey, hey, hey now! 2000 Flushes is great fun because yellow and blue make green and that is always entertainment in my book. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:41 am Post subject: |
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I like the blue 2000 stuff, too. It keeps your toilet clean, or at least clean-looking.
What I don't like is something that smells like a bouquet that farts. |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:51 am Post subject: |
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| Me, too. I like my freshly smeared feces and farty smell straight up, without the cheap facade of cloying fragrance. Great behinds think alike! |
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Zyzyfer
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:11 am Post subject: |
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| What's wrong with a potpourri ass? |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:21 am Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
I like the blue 2000 stuff, too. It keeps your toilet clean, or at least clean-looking.
What I don't like is something that smells like a bouquet that farts. |
You've just described the glamourous world of international flight:
Welcome to the Friendly Skies of Perfume & Farts!
Good God how I loathe airplane toilets. (wekk, wekk!!) That funky-ass smell permeates 3~4 rows forward and back.  Then it blends in with the meal preparation and FFS, why won't they let us use the oxygen masks whenever we need them?
As exciting and romantic the job of an airline stewardess is made to sound, they're just overpaid hwajangshil ajumas with safety training. (BTW, what became of that poster?) |
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peemil
Joined: 09 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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| You should eat it after use. |
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Xerxes
Joined: 10 Jan 2006
Location: Down a certain (rabbit) hole, apparently
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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The next logical step is lemonized bidet water.  So you dudes can be fresh and clean like a summer dew too  . |
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Farnsworth
Joined: 28 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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Here's a much better idea than fragrant toilet paper.
In case the picture doesn't show, here's the link.
http://www.floatingpeas.co.uk/images/GWTPRoll.jpg
Provides humorous reading material and an appropriate place to smear in one go.  |
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tiger fancini
Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes
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| Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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Scented bin liners are pretty big back home - although like Qinella said about the feaces, the scent of rose pot pourri and rotting food does not a pleasant kitchen make.  |
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Hobophobic
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Location: Sinjeong negorie mokdong oh ga ri samgyup sal fighting
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| Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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...my grandma used to watch a really old woman that used to force feed her cat....EAT KITTY!...
...well she used to smell toilet paper too, but after the fact...I blame the ignorant inventor of scented toilet paper... |
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