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Demonicat · Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Location: Suwon

In reply to coffeeman's request to make a thread for every country, here is the "Ask an American" thread. Let the flaming begin...just Canadians, shut up about 1812, that was England not you.

Rteacher · Joined: 23 May 2005 Location: Western MA, USA

Are you just showin' off that recent photo of yourself in that new avatar?... Cool

jacl · Joined: 31 Oct 2005

Are the stars at night really big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas?

Is it true that you can kill someone, or rob a bank, and get off scott free by simply driving over a county line?

Is it true that your own government was actually behind the 9/11 attacks and sacrificed thousands of it's own people's lives in order to boost profits in the oil industry?

Demonicat · Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Location: Suwon

We actually have no stars in the US. Unfortunatly after bush heard that they were made of gas, he had them mined. Don't worry, the astronauts are fine, we made sure that they were covered in a thick layer of coolwhip at all times.

Why yes, that is my newest picture. I am out of the closet. Yes world, I'll say it. Loud and proud

Demonicat is a zombie!

laogaiguk · Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Location: somewhere in Korea

What will happen to your flag when Hawaii leaves the US?

jacl · Joined: 31 Oct 2005

jacl · Joined: 31 Oct 2005

Will Bush be re-elected to a 3rd term?

jacl · Joined: 31 Oct 2005

Is Detroit scarier than Bahgdad?

Demonicat · Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Location: Suwon

Little Laogaiguk of Pretoria, Oregon asks;

Dan The Chainsawman · Joined: 05 May 2005

East St. Louie has Detroit and Baghad beat by a long shot.

Bush was elected Emperor for life.

The flag will still remain the same as Canada secretly is the 51st state of the Union. We are just to soft hearted to tell anyone about it out of fear of hurting a lumberjacks feelings.

Demonicat · Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Location: Suwon

In reply to JACL lest we all forget,

Juridiction: As my faithful sidekick, Dan the Chainsaw man, will attest, we here at Ask an America tried this out to get the skinny. As we ran from the cops with our box of stolen pixie sticks clutched tightly to our chest, we ran towards the country line. Once we crossed the country line the police stopped. Dan and I smiled and rejoiced in stolen pixie stick wonder, then we heard sirens. It turns out that those bastards had called the state police. Quickly thinking we hopped in the back of a hot dog van, hot wired it, and made for the border. As we crossed the state border we still heard sirens, the damn state cops had called other state cops! We looked in the back of the car, the hot dog man was still there...oh no! Kidnapping means the FBI is called in, as is the case in bank robbing.

Blood for Oil: This is actually a complicated story that one must be ready to here. I think you are not...

Ok...I'll tell it anyway, just quit with the puppy dog eyes. Our Story begins in the 1960's as a yong GW Bush is in the Air Force. One day as he is dilliegently working on aircraft maintenence "Safety Fast!" he always said, he is approached by not one, not two, but two and a half Air force Colonels. Bush quickly snapped a salute, but the half colonel spoke up from his plastic bibble, "No George, we should be saluting you. Gor it is only you who can defeat the Quizzok menace."
It turned out that the Quizzoks were a race of sentinent Cauliflower from beyond the moon. They had planned on conquering the earth and covering all earthlings with butter or tastey tastey cheesey sauce. Due to Captain G.W. Bush however, they were unable too and the Earth was saved, yet again. The sad thing was, Bush was forever forbidden to speak out about his experiences beyond the moon. In fact, many would laugh and call him a drug addict or a jerk because of it.
Flash forward to September 11, 2001 when the Quizzoks attacked again, from beyond the moon. Bush knew what he had to do- attack some poor nation on the otherside of the world so that no one would ever know about the quizzok menace. Meanwhile in D.C., Cheney hopped in AirForce 00 and took off for beyond the moon. As bush battled starving children in Afganistan, Cheney did battle in the stars. Eventually Cheney managed to destroy the Quizzok Mothership, but their leader was not there....
Later on Cheny would discover that their leader had actually taken the skin of his Cheny's best friend. Bravely Cheney swigged 8 or so beers and shot his best friend.
We Salute you bush and cheney, defeaters of the Quizzok menace.

Dan The Chainsawman · Joined: 05 May 2005

Them Quizzoks are right nasty little beggars. I heard they captured GW gave him a chimp brain and then anal probed him.

Yu_Bum_suk · Joined: 25 Dec 2004

Why are there inter-state highways in Hawaii?

coffeeman · Joined: 24 Nov 2005 Location: Korea

How's the economy in the U.S. nowadays? Of course, they always say it's booming, but we know they're talking about corporate America. How about for the average Joe? Is it still relatively easy to get a decent job?

Demonicat · Joined: 18 Nov 2004 Location: Suwon

The US Economy is excellent. We have plenty of jobs in the military and prisons. There is always an open slot for any young man. Young women who are attractive are to apply to the nearest BMG music rep to becoem a teen pop sensation. Older people, faggs, commies, pinkos, and unattactive young women are unfortunantly SOL...except for...

The bridge around the world!!! Connecting continental US to Hawaii the bridge around the world (!!!) will show the rest of the world which country's ruler has the biggest...budget. Also, until it is completed, the Department of Transportation has a certain amount of funds budgeted to each state, and much of it has to go to interstate highways (local roads are provided by States, cities, or counties). Therefore, unless Hawaii wanted to forego ALOT of money, they build interstate highways which just sound silly...until the build the Bridge Around the World!!!