mack the knife

Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: standing right behind you...
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 6:04 pm Post subject: Don't jiggle the damn food |
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Every once and again my wife will tune in to one of these cooking shows. I'll be interested for about half a second and then BAM! The camera zooms in on some buttmunch picking up some sort food and they goddam jiggle the sunufabich!! Jesus H! Do all these morons have Parkinson's? And they manage to jiggle just about any old kind of food, from the obvious (octopus) to the how-in-the-hell-can-you-jiggle-that (galbi).
I'd rather watch Rush Limbaugh bone Nancy Reagan than watch some damn fool pick up food with his chopsticks and jiggle it around like a wad of snicker-snag hanging off witch's nose. Gawd-damn!! |
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