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[Troll_Bait]

(Inspired by I'll pop a cap in yo' ass! (Avatar Wars))

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Rteacher





"Here's 235 lbs. (about 107 kg for the nationally challenged...) of 57 year-old fighting fury."



Vs



SPINOZA





"I'll devour you and this little girl!"







Let's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLE!

[HapKi]

I vote for the girl. The other two look like poufsters.

[crazylemongirl]

I'd go with the girl too.

[riley]

Have to agree about the girl. Hell, she could kick my ass.

[Rteacher]

Put your money where your cybermouths are, punks... Locate a bar with a boxing ring an' them thar oversized gloves, and I challenge anyone to a "celebrity death match"... (Once my glasses come off everybody'd best scramble under tables for shelter 'cause my fists of fury will strike like thunder and lightning (with bad intentions... )

[Rteacher]

I don't look so tough, right? ...



Don't let that apparently sweet smile fool you - That's really the evil grin of a sadistic brute and cold-blooded hitman-type...

[Zyzyfer]

[Hobophobic]

Hmmm...Tarantino VS Stone....

[flotsam]

[Rteacher]

Yeah, real tough dude - Krishna was the original "flower-power kid":

[flotsam]

I don't know. Here he is with the traditional Brahmanical weaponry...



...a wheel.

And here he is kicking Raja Kansa's butt with spaghetti.



And finally, here is the war-monger on his way to kick David Blaine's ass several years ago(blueish complexion, shifty eyes, far right) :



Just before constructing a wooden mold in which to create a giant John Wilkes Booth--to kill Abraham Lincoln!!!--he was heard to say:

"Form of, a beaver!"

John Wilkes Booth dude, John Wilkes Booth.

Some hippie.

[Rteacher]

Well, the first picture is an inspired, devotional depiction of an actual historical event that transpired about 5000 years ago during the Battle of Kurukshetra. That wheel is no ordinary wheel:

The disc or chakra signifies the universal mind or awareness. It rids all darkness wherever it appears, and thus shows the path to higher awareness. The disc is called Sudarshan, the limitless power and light that destroys all forms of ignorance. Thus, Lord Vishnu allows it to cut off the heads of envious demons. It has six spokes and shows the revolving nature of the universe (maya) around an unmoving and changeless center. The Sudarshana Chakra, when shown alone, is often viewed as a person with four, eight, or sixteen arms, holding such items as a bow, arrow, trident, noose, and a poker. These are said to represent the will and power of the Lord to not only create but to also destroy the universe.
http://www.stephen-knapp.com/lord_vishnu.htm

The second picture is very sketchy ... Reportedly (in the Srimad Bhagavatam/Bhagavat Purana) Krishna ultimately killed the demonic King Kamsa (who had ordered all new-born babies killed after hearing a prophetic voice from the sky declare that Krishna would soon "take birth" to kill him...) This event is believed to be depicted on the central tower of the ancient Ankgor Wat:


http://www.art-and-archaeology.com/seasia/angkorwat/archi/aw13.html

The third picture is obviously not devotional and is more-or-less just silly, irreverent satire. Many people probably think that its amusement value is enhanced by its offensiveness - but it just might cost them ...

[flotsam]

Really?

Shit, I haven't offered incense to Zeus in weeks...do you think that will cost me too?

Besides, you're just jealous because Buddha's power of invisibility is cooler.

[Rteacher]

Hey, what I'm am part of here - a handicap match against multiple opponents? I think that "Troll Bait" has failed to adequately set up this "part one" match that was 'spozed to be between "Rteacher" and "Spinoza"... I suspect that "Spinoza" probably isn't even aware that he's in this absurd contest...

I suggest putting both our names in the thread title - or at least PM-ing him to make some hopefully amusing post. I ain't gonna do it - it's up to "Troll Bait" - the perpetrator of this pernicious preposterousness (proposterous perniciousness?...)

[Porter_Goss]

Look at the chompers on Spinoza. He'd bite RTeacher's head clean off.