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Do you know any good chants?

 
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I_Am_Wrong



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:13 pm    Post subject: Do you know any good chants? Reply with quote

One of my first grade middle schoolers came to me and asked if I knew any chants. Our school is doing an English contest soon and she wants to do a chant apparently. The only chants I know are very simple and meant for young learners.
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jacl



Joined: 31 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Korea once
Korea twice
Holy farking Jesus Christ
Rip Ram
Gardamn
Holy Fark
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One, two, drink your brew
Three, four, lie on the floor
Five, six, whip out your dick
Seven, eight, shag your mate
Nine, ten, start over again!
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Fredbob



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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not sure it's appropriate for a contest but

Gobs and Gobs of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, tutti fruity birdy feet,
French Fried eyeballs floating in a pool of blood,
Mommy where's my spoon.
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some waygug-in



Joined: 25 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.geocities.com/redgiantsite/whitey.html


Laughing
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Demophobe



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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gregorian are good, but it really freaks the kids out when I start speaking melismatically.
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spliff



Joined: 19 Jan 2004
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kill, Kill, Kill...the pigs
open em up and stuff em with figs

(repeat 20 times)


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ttompatz



Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Location: Kwangju, South Korea

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 7:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Do you know any good chants? Reply with quote

I_Am_Wrong wrote:
One of my first grade middle schoolers came to me and asked if I knew any chants. Our school is doing an English contest soon and she wants to do a chant apparently. The only chants I know are very simple and meant for young learners.


Simply do a search for tongue twisters....

If they can do one well like:

She sells sea shells by the seashore,
She sells sea shells by the seashore,
She sells sea shells by the seashore.

or

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

There are lots to choose from... I got about 100 when I did a quick search.

It will usually impress the locals cause they CAN'T do them (and come to think of it... most FTs can't do them well either...and they are a good show of pronunciation skills... especially if they can do them quickly...

Remember... English contests are a dog and pony show....


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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mo money, mo money, mo money.....

use that during contract negotiations....
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