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Eat Gimchee and your head will shrink
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:25 am    Post subject: Eat Gimchee and your head will shrink Reply with quote

I was in the store and some lady told me my big arsed waygookee head would get smaller if I eat gimchee.

Laughing
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schwa



Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Yap

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If this be you, definitely worth a shot.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

schwa wrote:
If this be you, definitely worth a shot.


I wish my ass looked that good when I put glasses on it.
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't you wish your ugly mug looked that good if you put glasses on your face.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Burn.
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why the red???

Why the RED???
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dan, you burned(as in FIRE) Qitty-qat.

Chill, brother. But I shall be more sensitive with the palette.

P.S. Is it working?
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John Henry



Joined: 24 Sep 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm constantly amazed by the gross racism in Korea.

Can you imagine working in a store and telling an asian person, "Your eyes won't be so squinty if you eat more beef!"

or

"Your skin won't be so black if you eat more vanilla ice cream!"


So fired.
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desultude



Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Dangling my toes in the Persian Gulf

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

John Henry wrote:
I'm constantly amazed by the gross racism in Korea.

Can you imagine working in a store and telling an asian person, "Your eyes won't be so squinty if you eat more beef!"

or

"Your skin won't be so black if you eat more vanilla ice cream!"


So fired.


Yeah, reminds me of when I was a child in my country, and the grocery store had two water fountains; one was labeled "white". the other "colored".

Or that restaurant in Philadelphia I read about just yesterday, that refuses service to you if you don't speak English. Hell, there would be a lot of hungry English teachers in Korea if that were the practice here.

Yeah, Korea has cornered the market on racism. Rolling Eyes
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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

desultude wrote:
Yeah, reminds me of when I was a child in my country, and the grocery store had two water fountains; one was labeled "white". the other "colored".


Wasn't Korea still killing any foreigner that set foot in the country when you were a child?

I know, that was mean. I'm sorry. Embarassed

[quoteOr that restaurant in Philadelphia I read about just yesterday, that refuses service to you if you don't speak English. Hell, there would be a lot of hungry English teachers in Korea if that were the practice here.

Yeah, Korea has cornered the market on racism. Rolling Eyes[/quote]

Hah, I had that happen to me in Japan. I know it's really fucking hard to order ramen in Japanese and all, but they could've let me slide just that one time...
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually thought it was funny as hell as I am pretty sure the person was joking with me.

Thank you for the color sensitivity their flotsam very rough day I just found out they are releasing me from my contract much to my joy in July. Time to get crunk!
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hear you dude.

Just cleared being able to leave 10 days early in August(with full pay) with my school.

Now, you better get on that kimchi munchin' if you want to reduce that meteoroid before getting back to the world...
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think in my case I am being to get lost about 6 months early. I saw it coming my first day of work 6 months ago when after my first class my boss flipped out about me having hearing aids.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, screw them bastards then.

Have a corktail and find a better place. Or a good vacation spot.

Nobody needs the kind of BS that can be had around these here parts. A better opportunity of some nature is sure to pop up.
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I just saw a good C cup sized opprotunity waltz by!!!!
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