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copperpot
Joined: 25 Apr 2006
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 Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:53 am Post subject: got any funny jokes? |
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anyone got any good short jokes to tell?
i have only come up with this one:
two antennas met on the roof and fell in love and got married. the ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.
you must have some better ones?? |
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HapKi
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:03 am Post subject: |
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died. |
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coolsage
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: The overcast afternoon of the soul
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:31 am Post subject: |
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| A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?' |
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Natebomb
Joined: 23 May 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:44 am Post subject: |
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| I don't get it. |
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Bronski
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:49 am Post subject: |
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| HapKi wrote: |
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died. |
This joke will not be topped. |
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identity
Joined: 22 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:05 am Post subject: |
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a duck and a walrus walk into a bar.
duck says "what's the punchline to this joke". bartender punches him in the bill.
walrus puts some money in the jukebox and select "sgt peppers", but "the chronic" starts playing, so he makes a d !ck joke in irritation, lights a dube, gets paranoid, and starts doing some seal impressions. batman and heidi klum get offended and leave in a huff, only to end up fricking in the alley.
the moral is: don't start jokes that you don't have an ending for. |
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TheFonz
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Location: North Georgia
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:13 am Post subject: |
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How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four, One to screw in the lightbulb and three to make t-shirts about screwing in the light bulb. |
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ddeubel
Joined: 20 Jul 2005
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:19 am Post subject: |
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The world's shortest joke....
A seal walks into a nightclub...........
DD |
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LL Moonmanhead
Joined: 21 Mar 2005
Location: yo momma
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:29 am Post subject: |
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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
BEING RAPED. |
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identity
Joined: 22 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:32 am Post subject: |
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| did your mom teach you that one? |
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helly
Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: WORLDWIDE
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:37 am Post subject: |
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A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says......
I'm looking for the man that shot my paw |
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identity
Joined: 22 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:40 am Post subject: |
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| this thread has gone from ok to really ghei in a hurry. today is 69 day. go *beep* yourself. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| helly wrote: |
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says......
I'm looking for the man that shot my paw |
Oi!!!!!!
Who the hell are you, you nasty sock!?!?
The list of potential candidates is limited and when I find out who you really are--you will pay for stealing my joke.
Watch your back. 
**EDIT**
Aha!!
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| Dan the Chainsaw Man is Flotsam |
That was YOU!!!
3 potentials. Only one of which really makes sense. You sneaky little bastard...
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I sat next to him in a Russian history class[at Berkeley]
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Our son's name is Benjamin and we alternately call him Ben, Jae-min, and Benjamin. Both cultures are counted, everyone has an option and everyone is happy.
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Holy crap, dude. Not where I was going at all.
How are you? |
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Wangja
Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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2 Glaswegian lasses walk into a cake shop
1st says to second "Do you want a doughnut or a meringue ?"
2nd says "Nay, you're right, I want a doughnut"
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seoulsista
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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| Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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It's not funny but if you ever find a class of Korea students who get it I would be trilled.
(During a past tense lesson plan)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
Blank stares.
Because 7 (mimick eating) ate 9
Inaudiable mumbling in Korean.
write the letter 8 = ate
More blank stares. |
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