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[n3ptne]

...Invented by America:

After countless hours of swilling beer, investigativingly journalizing Internet resources for Truthiness� content, I have compiled only a slightly comprehensive list, and here it is in no paticular order of importance:


...English? And that before us the species (see below) survived on a series of hoots, grunts, and click click bloody click clicks.

The Wind.

The Round World? And that before us scores of Canadians would go flying into the nether regions of space at the slightest hint of a breeze?

The Internet. No, Really.

Both the war in Iraq and the weapons of mass destruction.

Gravity. Before us scores of Canadians would go flying into the nether regions of space at the slightest hint of a breeze.

The Anti-Wind.

The Letter K. Before us scores of Canadians... ok, ok, enough.

Colour? And that before us your asses were all monochrome?

Europe. That prior to July 4th, 1776, oddly enough Europe's birthday too, there was simply a large land mass now known as Pangea. (note, date not confirmed for an appearance of lack of credibility (and possible education.))

Jurassic Park and the extinction of their relatives by way of a giant asteroid striking the Earth by way of God.

America. Yes we can pull ourselves up by are own bootstraps and were a self contained cause not unlike a singularity.

Meta-chlorines & Six fun filled epic movies to entertain countless generations.

Hogwarts, Magic, Harry Potter & Twelve fun filled epic movies to entertain countless generations with the possibility of a B-actor filling in for the college years and the always popular prime time cable-TV smash hit starring J. K. Rowling as Harry's drug counselor.

Carbonation.

Mr. T., the A-Team, and the respectability of one Peurto Rican born (looking) George "Templeton 'Faceman' Peck #2" Benedict and his herculean rise to later box office smashes.

Puerto Rico. Seriously. It was an after the fact fabravention like the WMDs are going to be. You can't very well say that he looks Puerto Rican without there being a Puerto Rico and not appearing to look stupid now can you?

The Matrix & Six fun filled... ok.

Shaving and incidently Homo sapien sapien by way of the fact that before us you were all a lot of hair-covered, tree dwelling apes who couldn't hold a job at McDonalds.

God.

The Sun. The Theory that it Revolves around America. The Theory that America is the Center of the Universe. Physics. Math and The Latter Adaptations of Said Theories. OK, Well one of them. We had to leave something for Canada to do or we'd never hear the fooking end of it!

And finally...



...Chuck Norris.


Go Korea World Cup 2006.

[flotsam]

Bit of a nutter, eh?

[Bulsajo]

only a bit?