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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:56 am    Post subject: To the guy who lives in my next apartment Reply with quote

CLEAN YOUR MOTHERF#CKING BATHROOM. IT IS STANKY.

You may be wondering how I know your bathroom is so repulsive. It's simple really.

Both apartments I have lived in in Korea have had a nasty bathroom. I'm talking about walls-covered-in-black-mold, how-the-fcuk-can-a-ceiling-be-so-dirty?, well-just-thank-heaven-he-didn't-leave-a-floater-in-the-toilet,
nasty. We're not savages, people, and we don't have to live this way. It's probably not a real hit with your girlfriend either. So please, whoever is living in my future apartment, go clean your bathroom.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, I saw a friend's apartment a couple weeks ago. I wasn't sure where I should stand, and sitting was completely out of the question. I just sorta dawdled around for 20 minutes until it was time to leave.

I looked into the bathroom and almost fainted. The tile was completely hidden by assorted types of hair. The mirror was a haze of toothpaste and water stains. The inside of the toilet was completely black. I'm afraid to know what the toilet seat looks like.

He opened the refrigerator and the resulting smell permeated his apartment for about 3 minutes. There were so many dirty dishes, I think it would be impossible to even clear out room to start doing them. The bed was piled high with clothes and various debris.

The dust scared the soap remnants on my skin and it all took off running for the door.

Really, I don't know how some people do it. How is it even possible?

The guy who lived in the apartment before me... When I moved in, the dishes in the cabinets were still dirty. And they were shelved for use! All the cabinets had a layer of dirt/dust. The walls all over the kitcen were filthy with grease spatterings. Glass around the shower stall is coated with over a year of water/soap scum. When I took a calendar off the wall, the shape of the calendar remained because cigarette smoke had discolored everything around it.

Frikkin a. People have all this luxury at their disposal and live like damn monkeys. Is it that hard to run a wet rag across the counter every now and then?

Confused
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Nina



Joined: 06 Feb 2006
Location: Ulsan

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

On my first day in Korea, I spent 20 minutes cleaning the bathroom before i could pee.
It was not a good first impression.
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

everyone - hire an ajumma!!!

i never have time to clean, therefore my apartment can get into a state.

every month i invest about 30,000 in a 5 hour ajumma cleaning binge. my apt. is spotless in a way that western eyes cannot comprehend.

just ask your school. if you're about to leave, get them to refer you to someone. the ajumma will be a dirt nazi.
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mmstyle



Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: wherever

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ugh. I think I"ll back antibacterial everything in my luggage for when I land. Shocked

Not the first time I've read this.

As for the cig smaell, I'm wondering if I should bring nag champa incense (Agarabatti, if you know the brand) or if it's available in Korea cheaply.
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mmstyle wrote:
Ugh. I think I"ll back antibacterial everything in my luggage for when I land. Shocked

Not the first time I've read this.

As for the cig smaell, I'm wondering if I should bring nag champa incense (Agarabatti, if you know the brand) or if it's available in Korea cheaply.


i don't know about nag champa, but you can find incense in insadong, seoul, quite easily. i've not seen it anywhere else.
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to make a similar announcement:

To the guy who will be living in my apartment after me--

CLEAN YOUR MOTHERF#CKING BATHROOM. IT WILL BE STANKY.

How can you stand to live all that filth that I created? You should be ashamed. We're not savages. Well, you shouldn't be anyways. Take a second to scrub that ring around the toilet that I left. And pick up that old toilet paper roll i threw in the corner rather than walk 2 feet to the trashcan. I mean, if YOU can't walk 2 feet, that's just lazy. And you might want to clean out the nasty drain trap, but I can't give you any advice on how to open it, because frankly I don't know. And don't forget the little touches, like wiping off my toothpaste spittle from the sink and clearing my soap crud from the soap dish. I think there's a brush or something behind the toilet that you can use, but you might want to buy a smaller brush to brush that brush, because it's pretty funky. And you when you clean the toilet, you might want to begin by flushing it, because if the day you move in is like any other day, there's probably gonna be a big log floating in it.

Please, whoever will be living my current apartment, clean the bathroom.
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snowy32



Joined: 03 Dec 2005
Location: NZ

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ugh. I think I"ll back antibacterial everything in my luggage for when I land.


Hey, don't pack any cleaning products, you can find that stuff all over the place so don't worry about it. It takes up too much space. Bring some bras (if your a girl) instead, or some deodorant....just my thoughts...
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princess



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: soul of Asia

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
Yes, I saw a friend's apartment a couple weeks ago. I wasn't sure where I should stand, and sitting was completely out of the question. I just sorta dawdled around for 20 minutes until it was time to leave.

I looked into the bathroom and almost fainted. The tile was completely hidden by assorted types of hair. The mirror was a haze of toothpaste and water stains. The inside of the toilet was completely black. I'm afraid to know what the toilet seat looks like.

He opened the refrigerator and the resulting smell permeated his apartment for about 3 minutes. There were so many dirty dishes, I think it would be impossible to even clear out room to start doing them. The bed was piled high with clothes and various debris.

The dust scared the soap remnants on my skin and it all took off running for the door.

Really, I don't know how some people do it. How is it even possible?

The guy who lived in the apartment before me... When I moved in, the dishes in the cabinets were still dirty. And they were shelved for use! All the cabinets had a layer of dirt/dust. The walls all over the kitcen were filthy with grease spatterings. Glass around the shower stall is coated with over a year of water/soap scum. When I took a calendar off the wall, the shape of the calendar remained because cigarette smoke had discolored everything around it.

Frikkin a. People have all this luxury at their disposal and live like damn monkeys. Is it that hard to run a wet rag across the counter every now and then?

Confused
Yuck!!! What a nasty bathroom that must have been. A new teacher went running to my boss about MY bathroom being dirty, so she moved downstairs. I scrubbed it well before she came. I just forgot to hose down the floor. OOPS!!!!! Guess she REALLY would've complained about that bathroom! She was a clean freak though from what I heard. She actualy hung out the window and risked falling to her death to clean the outside of a window. That's what window washers are for.
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Dev



Joined: 18 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If your school is providing the apartment, problems can be expected. Naturally they give you one of the cheaper apartments like a one room "villa apartment". The kind of Koreans that live in these places are not the best. Often they're university students who neglect taking care of their apartments because they're too busy with thier studies and / or too lazy to clean them.

My building is chuck full of university students. My problem wasn't the bathroom, but the kitchen. The previous tenants were dirty in the kitchen. I opened a drawer and found packets of oily ramen sauce some of which had been broken and leaked all over the inside of the drawer. I tried to clean it up the best that I could, but there is still an oily stain. My kitchen cupboard is ant infested. I've put ant poison in there, but the ants got smart and now avoid the traps.

I once shared a flat with a Japanese university student and he wasn't much better. He was too cheap to buy a dish cloth. He prefered to throw the wet dishes he had washed straight into the wooden cupboards. What a beeeeep! Mad

All you can do is try to clean things the best you can and remember, it's only temporary.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

billybrobby wrote:
And you might want to clean out the nasty drain trap, but I can't give you any advice on how to open it, because frankly I don't know.


Oh I forgot about clearing the shower drain trap so that the water would actually drain out. What a horrible nightmare. Gigantic globs of hair, all sealed together with some white creamy substance.
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nina wrote:
On my first day in Korea, I spent 20 minutes cleaning the bathroom before i could pee.
It was not a good first impression.


Only 20 minutes? Lucky you. Except for the two times that I moved into a new place, the washrooms were so gross that I would spend 2-3 hours cleaning them up (and this was in Korea as well as in Canada). People gotta be pretty cheap, lazy, and selfish not to get give the washroom at least a good once over with sprayable tile cleaner before moving out. Whenever I move out, I spend two days cleaning the appartement until the whole place is flawless from wall to wall and floor to ceiling. I even fix little things.


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Hater Depot



Joined: 29 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dev wrote:
All you can do is try to clean things the best you can and remember, it's only temporary.


Yeah, no kidding. The most horrifying sight of my weekend was when I visited the guy who moved into my last apartment and seeing the incredibly retarded shit he has done to it. That place was clean as a whistle and pimped to high heaven. Now it looks like a dumbass guy's frat room. Oh wait, that is what it is now. He even moved the furniture to its original space-minimizing, can't-watch-tv-without-putting-a-crick-in-your-neck arrangement that I spent hours correcting.
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Otus



Joined: 09 Feb 2006

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 9:22 pm    Post subject: Hiring the Ajuma Reply with quote

Getting a cleaner is cheap and a great way to keep your apt. in good appearance. But make sure your appt. is as clean as possible when the ajuma first arrives and keep it in reasonable condition before any future arrivals. For many people that is just common sense, but I've seen some idiots over here who think they are paying someone to clean up everything. The ajuma will bolt in five seconds if she first walks into a mess. Doesn't help when they put the word around.
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Satori



Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

billybrobby wrote:
I would like to make a similar announcement:

To the guy who will be living in my apartment after me--

CLEAN YOUR MOTHERF#CKING BATHROOM. IT WILL BE STANKY.

How can you stand to live all that filth that I created? You should be ashamed. We're not savages. Well, you shouldn't be anyways. Take a second to scrub that ring around the toilet that I left. And pick up that old toilet paper roll i threw in the corner rather than walk 2 feet to the trashcan. I mean, if YOU can't walk 2 feet, that's just lazy. And you might want to clean out the nasty drain trap, but I can't give you any advice on how to open it, because frankly I don't know. And don't forget the little touches, like wiping off my toothpaste spittle from the sink and clearing my soap crud from the soap dish. I think there's a brush or something behind the toilet that you can use, but you might want to buy a smaller brush to brush that brush, because it's pretty funky. And you when you clean the toilet, you might want to begin by flushing it, because if the day you move in is like any other day, there's probably gonna be a big log floating in it.

Please, whoever will be living my current apartment, clean the bathroom.

Satire is supposed to have a point, it also helps if it's a little bit funny...

Don't quit your day job...
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