Korean Job Discussion Forums

[JongnoGuru]

*EDIT* OKAY, OKAY, I forgot to include more than half the board on the following list, and for that I am profoundly sorry. See, here I am, feeling sorry and paying the price:

If you do not see your name here, please do understand that your omission was in no way intentional, but merely due to the fact that in the overall scheme of things you simply do not matter that much. Kidding, kidding, kidding.

I knew all along this was a dumb thread idea, but I didn't expect it was going to depress me. I keep looking at the new posts from yet more of my little Dave's friends who I can't imagine how I missed. Arrgh. [/edit]


We Don't Make Kermo. We Make Kermo Better.

Look Ma, No Bulsajo!

The Ya-Ta Boy Effect.

Reach Out and Touch Pet Lover.

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Chronic Pride.

Washing Machines Live Longer with Paperbag Princess.

Nothing Works Better Than a Corporal.

Think End Of the Wor1d.

Aahh, The Bobster!

All You Add is Maserial.

Troll Bait Comes to Those Who Wait.

The Jajdude of Your Life.

Ding-Dong! Peppermint Calling!

Mama's Got the Magic of Rapier.

Bring Out The Homer.

Bet You Can't Eat The Urban Myth.

You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Dan The Chainsaw Man.

Pest2, Take Me Away.

That'll be the Zyzyfer.

An Army of Wangja.

The Future��s Bright. The Future��s The Great Toad.

Bridge That Gap with Spinoza!

What Would You Do For A Laoguiguk?

No-One Does Chicken Like Canuckistan.

A Taste For Red Dog.

I��d Walk a Mile for a Mithridates.

You Can On a Periwinkle, Can do!

Exceedingly Good Demonicat.

Solutions For a Small VanIslander.

This Is Not Your Father��s Schwa.

Show Me The Gwangju Boy!

But I��d Rather Have a Bowl of Real Reality.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Centre of a Hater Depot?

Every Smee Helps.

P-P-P-Pick Up An Itaewonguy.

The Lighter Way to Enjoy Cedar.

It��s Not TV. It��s Porter Goss.

Schtop! This Dogbert is not Ready Yet!

The Best Nowhereman Under One Roof.

More Than Just a Harpeau.

A Day Without Karabeara is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

Don��t Be Vague. Ask for Chiaa.

Moms Like You Choose Sartori.

Just Do Yu Bum Suck.

Got Crazylemongirl?

Break Me Off a Piece of That BillyBRobby.

My Anti-Drug is BigBlackEquus.

Naughty, but Tiberious aka Sparkles.

Semper Hapki.

Uh-oh, Better Get Xerxes.

Half the Demophobe, All the Taste.

It��s Rteacher Time.

Desultude Tested, Mother Approved.

3-in-1 Protection for Your Mindmetoo.

The Coolest Nautilus on Ice.

Do it Right Before Your Tiger Beer.

Only Big Bird Can Prevent Forest Fires.

Super Ody is Almost Here.

Get the Patchy Habit.

It��s How Hanson is Done.

Builds Bonny Yayas.

See the USA in Your Seoulkitchen.

Let the Steroidmaximus Begin.

You Need A Visitor Q.

Reach for the Eamo.

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Diver.

You're Never Alone with an Ajuma.

They were randomly generated, so some work and others don't, some are funny and some are rude, some make no sense. My slogan is the new sig line.

[canuckistan]

[seoulsucker]

Moving at the speed of Seoulsucker.

[SarcasmKills]

Gonna be a while? Grab a SarcasmKills.

take two:

With a name like SarcasmKills, it has to be good!

[kermo]

Those are wonderful.
I'm selfish, so I tried another one, and this is what I got:

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Kermo.

[IchiTK]

IchiTK--it does a body good.

or

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Ichitk.

Fun stuff

[ilovebdt]

ilovebdt not included

Hmm, interesting

[itaewonguy]

dont quit your day job!
with slogans like that you couldnt even give products away!!

[numazawa]

[Thunndarr]

The Best Part of Waking Up is Thunndarr in Your Cup.

or

Unzip a Thunndarr.

or

Does the Hard Thunndarr for You.

Interesting how all of mine sound like porn titles.

[JongnoGuru]

Well damn, I just knew this was going to be the problem -- I can't believe all of the posters I missed. And some of you kids who I forgot should have been right up there at the top of the list.

I'm actually in the midst of some stupid & crucial & crazy work right at this moment (which is why I'm desperately trying to distract myself here) so just continue to sloganise your own fine asses until I can get back. Okay, ilovebtd, let me get one for you. Here...

Say It With ILoveBDT



And yes, numazawa (another poster I can't understand how I missed) I'm willing to testify to that fact before a full hearing of the House Subcommittee on Un-Gurific Language Usage.

[peppermint]

thank you! been looking for that site for ages. Got a pic that truly looks like a bundaeggi ad.

[ilovebdt]

[Qinella]

[periwinkle]

Instead of, "Are you gentle?'', how about "Are you Guru?" Or maybe, "Guru: Providing Critical Error Solutions". -or- "For Continual Database Connections, Go Guru!"

For Tzechuk- "Get Cheeky with Tzechuk!"

I think my moniker would be a good name for a toothpaste- "Get Periwinkle for Pearly Whites!" If I were a guy, that could be naughty~