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essexboy
Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Location: close to orgasm
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:49 am Post subject: Looking for a Korean hottie |
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I have been in Korea for 3 weeks, so my Korean isnt quite fluent yet (HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE understatement)
But i wanna eat more Korean food in restaurants, but i am a little picky, i.e i dont like eating live octopus, (and i would rather wax my balls than eat Kimchi) but i know i would order something like this.
ts not that im sleazy, i have no problems with a bloke showing me a good dish, but dinner for 2 with a bloke, well- it aint the same! |
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cubanlord

Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Location: In Japan!
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:50 am Post subject: |
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hahhahahahhahahahhaha  |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:52 am Post subject: |
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Is there a freakin' full moon this week? |
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essexboy
Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Location: close to orgasm
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:53 am Post subject: |
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a dudes gotta eat! |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:12 am Post subject: |
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I'm a sexy Korean girl. Maybe I could take you out for some food. |
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Ekuboko
Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Location: ex-Gyeonggi
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:20 am Post subject: |
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Looking for a Korean hottie |
How hawt are you?
If you look like Daniel Henny, then you should have no problem finding one. |
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cubanlord

Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Location: In Japan!
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:22 am Post subject: |
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flotsam wrote: |
Is there a freakin' full moon this week? |
That's what i was thinking... |
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ticktock

Joined: 14 Apr 2005
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:46 am Post subject: |
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dude, as much as i want to just laugh in your face, am gonna be nice and do you the best favour ever: www.koreanfriendfinder.com |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:48 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, a site filled with girls who say "Why do these creepy foreigners keep sending me these perverted e-mails? I just wanted to find friends." |
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SPINOZA
Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Location: $eoul
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:09 am Post subject: |
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I wouldn't bother with K-friendfinder if I were you, Essexboy. Get yourself to Hongdae, Shinchon and Itaewon and get yourself a nice bird there who speaks English. Me and my American mate have had more birds than Bill Oddy. |
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essexboy
Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Location: close to orgasm
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:28 am Post subject: i'll be honest... |
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Ok, i'll be honest, i just wanted to get laid, and i am really lazy!
but thanks for the advice, hehehehehe! |
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trigger123

Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Location: TALKING TO STRANGERS, IN A BETTER PLACE
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:18 am Post subject: |
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SPINOZA wrote: |
I wouldn't bother with K-friendfinder if I were you, Essexboy. Get yourself to Hongdae, Shinchon and Itaewon and get yourself a nice bird there who speaks English. Me and my American mate have had more birds than Bill Oddy. |
bill oddie just looks at birds, is that what you do playa? |
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seoulsista
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:26 am Post subject: |
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There's this rather sad and unattractive fellow I work with. He's a nice enough guy but one day he said to my boyfriend and I something along the lines of "will you hang out me because I don't have any friends right now and I'm lonely."
Of course. We all go out have a fun day together despite his fervent pro-Bush rhetoric (he's Canadian - which makes it even stranger). I mention to him friendfinder.com. I had gone their looking for a language exchange and got a whole lot of "Hello, how are you? I'm fine thanks. My name is Min Seok. Do you drink so ju?"
I figured it was perfect for him. I never cease to be amazed by the ugly foriegner - fairly attractive looking Korean female epidemic in this country. Low and behold we don't hear from him for months. I run into him by chance downtown feeling all guilt-ridden that we haven't called him and he gives me this "sorry I haven't been in touch - I've been busy" line.
He's been going to Busan every weekend for the past few months to see his new girlfriend he met on friendfinder.com. I would love to have read his profile: lonely, horny, ultra right-wing Canadian seeks unwitting Korean female for live octopus, one-sided conversations and long walks on the beach.
I don't know if this story warranted the legnth of this post but...I thought it was funny. |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:37 am Post subject: |
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trigger123 wrote: |
SPINOZA wrote: |
I wouldn't bother with K-friendfinder if I were you, Essexboy. Get yourself to Hongdae, Shinchon and Itaewon and get yourself a nice bird there who speaks English. Me and my American mate have had more birds than Bill Oddy. |
bill oddie just looks at birds, is that what you do playa? |
ha |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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I just got a PM from this guy. I think it's true love!
essexboy wrote: |
Do you know where i can get the meat that is barbecued? i heard that it's meant to be really good; every time i go to a restaurant, i seem to order the same- noodles in black bean sauce, partly because i point at a load of incoherent squiggles to my western eyes! |
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