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[Tarheel13]

Well, me and the boys attended Game 5 last night in Raleigh. Ya'll should have been there. We drank a pissssload of beer before the game, and even got so smacked that we had ourselves painted up but good. Below is a pix of Little Joe. The other pix has me clowning with some mindless Canucks who made the trip from the Tundra. Sheeesh, what stupid drunks they turned out to be. Anyhow, the point of this post is to let ya'll know that we saw the game and given our knowledge of the game, the Canes merely went thru the motions. Guaranteed, the series will end on Canuck soil, where we'll stick them good, and rightly so for bailing on Iraq...gutless, Clinton sticky-cigar smoking chumps that they are.

[Guri Guy]

Glad to see you are taking an interest in the wonderful game that is hockey. I am hoping for Edmonton as they are my second favourite team but it would be nice to see Doug Weight and Glen Wesley win a cup.
Mind you, I am a big time Capitals fan so even though it would be nice to keep the cup in the Southeast, I hope Carolina loses.

[khyber]

[Tarheel13]

Khyber: Who you calling silly? These are my views and the views of many, who see you Canadians continually clinging to our coat tails and the peace and security that we've brought ya'll. Ya remind me of those pinkies from Oregon, you want it all, the social infrastructure and big government providing everything, but you don't want to pay for a thing. You send a few peacekeepers to Afghanistan and you'd think that you're immersed in some large-scale war effort by your press clippings. You want everything that we give you: you want our weather, our cinema, our inventions, our pro sports, aw, hell, you're all Americans, only ya'll got a chip on your shoulder and ya want to pay for nothing. And after the Oilers lose, ya'll be whining and complaining about "small market" teams and budgets and how we Americans are the cause of the demise of your game. In a word: Ya'll a pretty repugnant lot of people...generally speaking; there are a few decent blokes about.

[Grotto]

These are my views and the views of many,(would these be the typical inbred ignorant Americans known far and wide?) who see you Canadians continually clinging to our coat tails and the peace and security that we've brought ya'll. (are you referring living next to the country with the largest stockpile of nuclear, chemical and biological weapons brings us peace? More like nightmares!...OR are you referring to your foreign policy which changes from week to week...Saddams our buddy.....now hes an enemy...lets train Al Queda to fight the Russians.....oops that sure bit us in the ass now....we trained em too good and now they are using that training against us )

Ya remind me of those pinkies from Oregon, you want it all, the social infrastructure and big government providing everything, but you don't want to pay for a thing.(any examples to back this up? Sounds like typical redneck stupidity to me) You send a few peacekeepers to Afghanistan and you'd think that you're immersed in some large-scale war effort by your press clippings.(At least our troops are still there trying to bring order....yours went galavanting off to invade yet another country....WMD indeed ) You want everything that we give you: you want our weather, our cinema, our inventions, our pro sports, aw, hell, you're all Americans, only ya'll got a chip on your shoulder and ya want to pay for nothing. Just what is this "nothing" we want to pay for? Does the word oxymoron sound familiar? CFL rocks its a much better game than that NFL crap you have .....unfortuneately our cinema is run by Americans.....good thing that there is no shortage of car chases and shootings!....Weather yeah all us Canucks dream of hot humid summers like they have in the South o thanks we actually like nice cool winters and short hot dry summers(out West anyways)And after the Oilers lose, ya'll be whining and complaining about "small market" teams and budgets and how we Americans are the cause of the demise of your gameWell we wont even get into how dumbass Americans kept bidding players up and created the whole situation.(yeah it was a stroke of genius putting that microchip in the puck because Americans couldnt follow the puck around ....'repugnant' thats a pretty big word for a hillbilly )In a word: Ya'll a pretty repugnant lot of people...generally speaking; there are a few decent blokes about.(more in Canada than there are in your neck of the woods!)

[pegpig]

[Tarheel13]

Words...my picture of Canucks is ya'll come down here in January wearing shorts and wool socks with your K-Mart golf clubs. Ya sure you're not all from the hills of West Virginia? Just like you Canucks, a man points out a few facts and ya get to dissing him in a personal vein. A land of gutless politicians and wimps, but that must be the French in half ya...hell, the last French fella ya'll had as President or whatever had some speech impediment and couldn't even talk correct. Has all the ice up there frozen your brain cells? But getting back to hockey, a game you might have invented but we will indeed perfect, as we've perfected the games of baseball, football and basketball, we in Carolina will be drinking our beer at the RBC Center later this week (and that's how you spell "center" you morons) and eating our fatback and sausage, gloating because we've done it right again. And, quite frankly, we don't give a squat what ya'll think of George W...a simple thank you will suffice. Gone.

[TheFonz]

[Tarheel13]

Fonz: I know Canucks...you fool...I was one for many years, and I resent their smugness and general laissez-faire attitude. Ooops, North Georgia, excuse me, I apologize for not using monosyllables and words derived from cultures that you may not be familiar. I'm not troll. I call it like it is...much like my man Rush Limbaugh. Smoke on that, and make it sticky like Clinton before you do. I be no troll; I be your conscience.

[pegpig]

[Tarheel13]

PigPen: BTW, dumbf..ck canuck (heh, a rhyme scheme here), I will have tickets for the 7th game. Unfortunately, I probably won't get the chance to use them.

[Hollywoodaction]

[Tarheel13]

No, I am who I am. I be no troll. I speak my mind but thru my many experiences. I just have a real problem with dimwitted youth, especially Canuck youth, who have been pampered and fed too much liberal left-wing fiction. Yes, I like O'Reilly and Limbaugh. In the years ahead, their views will be prophetic. Yes, I also like the south and its strong WASP culture. I like a license plate that reads: "Welcome to America, Now Speak ENGLISH." BTW, my license plate reads "These Colors Don't Run", and is written over the Stars and Stripes. And, yes, I like George W. Bush, who had the courage to take on terrorism with a hammer and continues to do so. If you don't like my views, then perhaps me and the boys can pay you a visit, rip off your scrawny sticky-cigar-smoking necks, and drop a hot steamy deep into your innards. We really don't give a squat what your views are. Ours are absolute in this part of the world. God Bless America, and we and country music will prevail.

[pegpig]

Good to see you and the boys were finally able to put up the money for that pickup. Y'all using ropes or chains in the back of that thang?

[ajgeddes]

So.... Tarheel, when did you stop being a Canadian living in North Carolina and become an American? Some time last week I would guess. It's a testament to how pathetic your life is when you spend your free time as a sock instead of going out and doing something useful like standing yourself in front of an oncoming bus.