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SPINOZA · Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Location: $eoul

I've always wondered about this.

If a guy sh@gged a dog, what would happen? Or if a dog raped a cat? Would it give birth to a genetic mutation or is that impossible thanks to some boring scientific reason?

desultude · Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:15 am Post subject:

Snowmeow · Joined: 03 Oct 2005 Location: pc room

There's some boring scientific reason why it cannot happen.

However!~ Some woman is claiming to sell a new breed of "puppycats", see below:
http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2006/03/20/news/californian/31906192121.txt

And the world's most tragic dog hydrid: the Labradoodle
http://www.answers.com/topic/labradoodle

QQ

SPINOZA · Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Location: $eoul

That sucks. You've got to admit...it'd be cool as hell if there was a dog/human or a cat/dog born.

seoulsucker · Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:23 am Post subject:

Granted it's actually named after his father, but I still smile everytime I see this.

EFLtrainer · Joined: 04 May 2005

Nah. That, if I'm not mistaken, is where the line is drawn. Animals/things that are truly different can't mate, but I forget at what level it is. I *thought* it was at the level of species, but maybe it's the next level up?

So, horses and donkeys, any cat with any cat, any dog with any dog.... maybe any primate??? It must differentiate at genus?

SeoulFinn · Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Location: 1h from Seoul

merlot · Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 6:15 am Post subject:

Yeah, I remember a while back in the news where that poor woman was raped by a gorilla. When she was telling of her story to the authorities she was visibly upset, and understandably so.

But the odd thing was that as the investigation continued the fact came to light that she didn't report the incident for nearly two weeks.

When pressed on this issue the woman broke down uncontrollably. When she finally regained her composure she was asked again to fill in the details--why the late reporting, etc.

This time she couldn't hold back any more: "That son of a bitch hasn't called, written, no god damned flowers...nothing!"

endofthewor1d · Joined: 01 Apr 2003 Location: the end of the wor1d.

identity · Joined: 22 Apr 2006

yeah, the chromosomes have to match up in order for the offspring to survive, which is why pig and elephant dna just don't splice

ligers, on the other hand, rule.

Ya-ta Boy · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994

identity · Joined: 22 Apr 2006

they're bred for their skills in magic.

sbsntch · Joined: 18 Feb 2006

Tarheel13 · Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina

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