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Who would win in a fight?

 
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:06 am    Post subject: Who would win in a fight? Reply with quote

A panda or a Victoria's Secret catalogue?
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The panda would freeze in the headlights.

As for her secret, if Victoria keeps dressing like she does, I can't see that not becoming public in short order.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a comedian (I don't remember whom) once said, Victoria's secret is: she's a slut.

(I'm not sayin' it's funny.)
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Thunndarr



Joined: 30 Sep 2003

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll play.

Ice T. or a unicorn?
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thunndarr wrote:
I'll play.

Ice T. or a unicorn?


The last unicorn, or a commonplace one?

If the Last Unicorn can take on the Red Bull, I'm pretty sure she can handle Ice T. Besides -- and to paraphrase the guy who gets stomped by Rollergirl in Boogie Nights -- his music sucks now anyways.
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Thunndarr



Joined: 30 Sep 2003

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
Thunndarr wrote:
I'll play.

Ice T. or a unicorn?


The last unicorn, or a commonplace one?

If the Last Unicorn can take on the Red Bull, I'm pretty sure she can handle Ice T. Besides -- and to paraphrase the guy who gets stomped by Rollergirl in Boogie Nights -- his music sucks now anyways.


Ok, Ice T. (after drinking a can of Red Bull) vs. the Last Unicorn.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Last Unicorn, still.

Howard the Duck vs. a pad of yellow legal note paper
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howard the Duck-it has the fromage factor going for it


The Price is Right or Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
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misochan



Joined: 20 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Price is right of course no real question. Bob is a tough old man. I think we've all seen Happy Gilmore. Price is right b***h.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A crackhead geekin for a fix or a 40 year old ajumma whose husband just announced he's set up his own bank account.
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ajumma.

HERE'S A GOOD BLAST FROM THE PAST:

Who would win in a fight: Qinella or flotsam?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You must be drunk. That was not a duel, sir!!!!!!
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flotsam



Joined: 28 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're right. We only had one second and neither of us would've wanted him.
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Roch



Joined: 24 Apr 2003
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flotsam wrote:
You're right. We only had one second and neither of us would've wanted him.


Me: Roch.

Carry on.

Moi
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