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poker player



Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Location: On the river

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:02 am    Post subject: It doesn't get any more off topic than this Reply with quote

A bunch of useless facts, some of which you probably already know but also a few interesting facts:

>>Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
>>
>>The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
>>
>>Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears never stop growing.
>>
>>You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
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>>A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation.
>>Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a
>>few weeks.
>>
>>Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
>>
>>The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
>>
>>When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.
>>
>>Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife or mother because they were both deaf.
>>
>>A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a
>>carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After
>>weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe
>>leaving her mentally retarded
>>
>>"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
>>
>>Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking
>>countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang
>>yourself."
>>
>>The smallest unit of time is the yoctosecond.
>>
>>Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
>>
>>"Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three
>>consecutive double letters.
>>
>>Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left
>>handed people do.
>>
>>The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language.
>>
>>If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line
>>would never end because of the rate of reproduction
>>
>>China has more English speakers than the United States.
>>
>>Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
>>
>>Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood
>>vessels.
>>
>>An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.
>>
>>Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in
>>our bodies.
>>
>>According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
>>
>>The longest place name still in use is:
>>Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi-
>>pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.
>>
>>If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at
>>approximately 4:30pm the previous day.
>>
>>Scientists in Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive
>>proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space.
>>However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a
>>microwave in the building.
>>
>>Strange-but-true The average four year-old child asks over four hundred
>>questions a day.
>>
>>The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock twice each morning.
>>
>>The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the
>>combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
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heydelores



Joined: 24 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.


"I go." is the same length. You could also use the imperative "Go!" which is also complete and one letter shorter.

Quote:

"Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive double letters.


"Facetiously" is the only word in the English language that uses all five vowels and y in alphabetical order.

It's an interesting post. Thanks for passing it on.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

heydelores wrote:
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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.


"I go." is the same length. You could also use the imperative "Go!" which is also complete and one letter shorter.


I think by complete sentence the anonymous author meant "containing both a subject and a predicate".

And I believe the verb to go is transitive, meaning it requires an object.

Sparkles*_*
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Reflections



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right handed people tend to use their right hand to write with.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reflections wrote:
Right handed people tend to use their right hand to write with.


And left-handed people tend to use their wrong hand to write with...and are not to be trusted under any circumstance.

Sparkles*_*
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cubanlord



Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
Reflections wrote:
Right handed people tend to use their right hand to write with.


And left-handed people tend to use their wrong hand to write with...and are not to be trusted under any circumstance.

Sparkles*_*


Did you know that people who write with their left hand tend to be in their right mind; those that use their right hand to write with are left out. lol........ga ga ga...ok...bad joke...bye.
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tzechuk



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Babies have 300 bones, adults only 206. Where have all the bones gone?!
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tzechuk wrote:
Babies have 300 bones, adults only 206. Where have all the bones gone?!


Garbage disposal?

Sparkles*_*
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flotsam



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The skeleton is not unchanging; it changes composition over a lifespan. Early in gestation, a fetus has no hard skeleton � bones form gradually during nine months in the womb. At birth, all bones will have formed, but a newborn baby has more bones than an adult. On average, an adult human has 206 bones (according to Gray's Anatomy, but the number can vary slightly from individual to individual), but a baby is born with approximately 270. The difference comes from a number of small bones that fuse together during growth. They leave pockets of cartilage to allow more growth. The sacrum (the bone at the base of the spine) consists of six bones which are separated at birth but fuse together into a solid structure in later years. Growing is usually completed between ages 12 and 14. This means that the bones have no pockets of cartilage left, so there is no material left to allow more growth.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_skeleton

Lazy asses.
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crystal



Joined: 04 May 2006

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tzechuk wrote:
Babies have 300 bones, adults only 206. Where have all the bones gone?!


there used to be a milk add on tv at home which explained all that, had a catchy tune too - them bones them bones need calcium. Apparently they grow into one another
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LL Moonmanhead



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A few more interesting facts:

-Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

-At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

-You never know where to look when eating a banana.

- Every adult male has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed halfway through and then raced against the flush.
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peemil



Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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>>A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a
>>carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After
>>weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe
>>leaving her mentally retarded


Ha! You gotta watch that naggin' girls.
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K-in-C



Joined: 27 Mar 2003
Location: Heading somewhere

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 1:26 pm    Post subject: Re: It doesn't get any more off topic than this Reply with quote

[quote="poker player"]

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language.

This would be a good sentence for the game Hang Man. Smile

Also, it would be great for parts of speech. I see adjectives, a verb, nouns and a prepostion.

Idea
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LL Moonmanhead wrote:
- Every adult male has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed halfway through and then raced against the flush.


No, they haven't.
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kimchikowboy



Joined: 24 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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"Facetiously" is the only word in the English language that uses all five vowels and y in alphabetical order.


And abstemious(ly) (the act of abstaining) and arsenious (ly) (containing arsenic) are the only other two words in the English language blah blah blah Laughing .

Actually, I don't know if the adjectives can be converted into adverbs, but I would think so. And they are certainly not as commonly used as facetious.
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