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[The Great Toad]

I hate that stupid international jobn list thing where they are hiring u ... and YES my cover letter is clear polite and topical and YES my resume is one page and hass all the contacts and yes I got the stupid recomendation letters and scans of everything but my arse sent to them. I'm going to have them all fired from their jobs and make the schools into MOUNT trainin places for the Us Marines or maybe I'll make them into non-profits and stock them full of maple leaf backpacking just out of college tree huggers... at any rate I decided how to demand satisfaction and regain my honor from these unanswering churls:

Dewey <[email protected]>

http://www.eslcafe.com/joblist/index.cgi?read=12159

won't answer my emails -- I emailed him twice with all my info


Then this one stupid university offering 2.4 + room would not answer me in Tagea or Deageu

I applied to some other places too and they never answer me.

I hate the Dave's Job list thing. I think I am gonna use all my savings and travel world wide -- arab places, Thailand, Japan, Korea, and Latin America places and enter the schools dressed like a giant stoat. I am going to claim that I was hired by default and rush into the classrrooms. If any security gurds try to take me down I'll show them my American Wrestling Japan Judo and Sumo skills. Then I will rushh up to the biggest and fatest male student and yell,

YOU ARE VERY FAT. BUT YOU ARE LOVED!

Then I will hug him.

I need to get this all on camera so I'll need some esl teacher to come with. Also I will need funding if I do not want to use all my savings and for legal fees/bribes/and bail.

I think I'll start with
1...the UNiversity in Dageu

Then:
2...
[email protected] Kuwait - did not reply - I be going therere in a dog suit instead of a Stoat suit...

3. [email protected] a California company who would not let me host their stupid ESL camp. I wnated to take rich brat ESL learners to Disney Land >.. I think I'll show up at their headquarters in a Donald DUck suit.

Anyhow I went MTB today and got a lot of big airs and in the Forest... htere are too many deer here if I had a big enough freezer/knew a good meat cutter/ I'd slay em.

Also I am maybe gonna take one of these 40k plus teachering jobs in the south but I gonna hate all the boring paper work I haveta do and I'll haveta start spillin good on the chlalk bord like when I taught sckol in America before.

But all of you can change taht if u put ur cool esl korea powress wonder team powers tagather and get me a 2.4 or higher Women's university job. Or even a regular university as long as I get four months off a year and the secretary and teachers make me coffee without me asking like my other Korea schools before...

So please start my traveling stoat fund and let me know when you have enough for a world wide trip ticket mmm say around 5k plus oof course the legal defense fund and maybe an international lawyer and some kind, and a USA Government Undersecretary on the payroll who can quickly pull me out of the prisons.

[jaganath69]

If you stopped huffing gas you'd probably get a job asap.