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[The Great Toad]

So I gotta a job offer for a 40k+ in dis here USA land an English teachering job... but they want me to do some kinda free online courses so I can be also SPECed certed 2. I am so tinkin I am gonna be hatin it. In America there is ooh so much paperwork and then these smart guy 3 panel intrview team starts asking me bouts IEPs. That stands foe I Eat Paper, or Idvidual Excellent Poopingplan... anyhow I almost wanna take it then get some kinda c00l apartment or home and like buy a new car and be all rooted, try to find a nice church in da town and some untraveled slightly portly girl ta feed as da wife- I never could get any sweet hot Korean English teacher to wed-... Then I'll get a big house and have a black lab and call him Plague Dog.

But on the other hand I was thinking of going to Latin America in August and going for some happy punk school maybe an international school or uni... Still that would most likely be a fundless crusade unless I gots me a big dollar international skol. But, I'm thinkin an international skol would be hella paerwork too. To be honest I already bought a 600 dollar ticket though.

Then the last option is to try for a Busan EPIK job. (Cause all you Masters Basters beat my BSin English Education arse out of the Uni jobs you fat Masters L00zer - I'm still stronger on any hill than u master brains of fat ) Anyhow, I think what I should do is just continue to live at home and get wayyyyyy fat and do just enough sub work to keep my Mom happy. Then take a job in a Hawkone in Korea so I can get fired and called an incompetent teacher who never could work in America. In Korea I can do Beavis impressions and the students don't even know. Not the shirt over the head thing, just the phrase, "Oh yeah yeah . That's pretty cool." Even though I hate a lot of sick things about Southpark I still often liked to do a Mr. Garrison imitation too, "Now today children we are going to study some English." English is very important to us- isn't that right Eun Jung?

It's pretty cool here though cuz almost everyone I meet understands me and I got hella piles of them books at the library. But, I maybe if I went to Busan and did EPIK I could find me a nice expat girl and a bunch of coolio expat guys to kick it with. Jeju was way boring and the only real Xracerbike guy as strong as me was more interested in his girlfriend and after Korea plans than a rather large Stoat like myself.

I think maybe I could email Davve and ask him for advice. But, he'd just tell me to go to Thailand and get a sweet wife like him and than start my own esl cafe. I could charge schools add space and help a lot of maple leaf hippies and California seekers find hogwon jobs in Korea.

It c00l getin back into the crackhouses again too. (My mama always gets mad when I joke about crack- and says though I never use drugs (I barely drink ether) I should never joke about them because other people will think I do. By the way where in your footlockers do you hippe teachers hide your crackpipes? I bet you stow it in your Hoggyewon desk Huh? Here's hoping some hippe Masters gets busted in Thailand for dope and they call me to take his 4 month paid vacation 2.6k university job. And you learn something in jail...

Ok well I gotta check the don't-answer-me I am a l00zer Dave's ESL international teacher job vacancy board. Maybe study some basic grammar I forgot from never teaching English in Korea...

[VanIslander]

It was obvious that you'd be back.

Though you should go with your original plan and stick to your gut instinct: You've got a plane ticket to Latin America already you say. The option of going back to Korea will always be there. No need to rush it.

Be "c00l"

Frog.

[The Great Toad]

I don't know Van I almost have to come back if I could get a 2.5k a month+ four month vacation University 20 hour a week job in Busan. But, I have no offers like that yet. I was hoping a Korean proffesora would pm me and tell me my ticket was on the way please come teach you are the most clever, wise, and handsome of all men... but it did not happen. Ah well. I think I'll OVEN Bake another pizza today then do some airs and powerslides at my local wood's trails. These deer need to get the fear of man in them. I never saw them so tame on Jeju. I wonder if the Jeju kids would shoot them with sling shots whenever they saw them...? Mmmm never had a Jeju Roe Deer stare at me 15 feet away on the trails like here. American deers must need kimm chee to make them more active.

[Apple Scruff]

Worst poster ever.

I need to lie down.

[The Great Toad]

[happeningthang]

[The Man known as The Man]

More posts of the same quality, please.