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[Qinella]

...to give his life over to Jesus. I mean if ends up being wrong ... well.. it could seriously damage the reputation of prophets everywhere.

[WorldWide]

drunk?

[jinju]

Attacking your parents on line was over the top but this is even worse.

[RACETRAITOR]

Who's this knob?

[Qinella]

The first Eminem worship album is gonna kick ass.

[captain planet]

you don't actually find yourself amusing, do you?

[Dan The Chainsawman]

I bet he will bust out some serious verses about the Angel of the Lord bustin' a cap on some fool name Satan's ass!

[seoulsucker]

Lines from "My Dad's Gone Crazy"

If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say NUTHIN'...........................................................uhhhhhhhhhh, Fu(k that $hit b1tch, eat a motherfu(k di(k, chew on a pri(k and lick a million motherfu(kin' co(ks per second, I'd rather put out a motherfu(king gospel record.

This would be the equivalent of Hulk Hogan's transformation into Hollywood Hogan. A complete role reversal that might actually help him sell records.

[Tiberious aka Sparkles]

It's good to see that Scott Stapp has found work.

Righteous work.

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[Qinella]

Damn, I just read about this on Betty Bowers. She says:

It is with guarded jubilation that I discovered that this trailer-tenor has become a born-again Christian. I also have an exclusive preview of Eminem's new CD, which is inspired entirely by Bible verses.

Here's a sample of the lyrics to one of his new songs coming out. Looks sweet!
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Take a good look, at the Good Book, when you hit my sh-t with the tag "he's misogynistic!"

It's inherent see? From inerrant me! Apparently, if He sees a b-tch or f-g, God goes ballistic.


The unsaved point at Slim, say: "Look at him! Who let the born-again a--hole in the room?"


Well, prepare your tomb: Your little ones will be dashed to the ground! Hear that sound?


Pregnant b-tches ripped open in the womb! [Hosea 13:16]


You see, when the Lord is mad, sh-t, then you know Yahweh has had it!
If you been acting sh-tty, God says: "Have no pity! Slay the punks, slay the b-tches!"


Lord, what about their brats? "Slay those rats; leave em bleeding in the ditches!" [Ezekiel 9: 4-6]


Destroy their hood [I Samuel 15:2-3] � kill em good. Yo, go to every city purging


Set your sites on the whites, of their eyes, but keep a prize � all them pretty v-rgins! [Numbers 31:14-18]


Slim's advice is be nice, all you b-tches! Cause I got Good News I can Use. God said to kill all you witches! [Exodus 22:18]


And all the p-nsy press is, in their dresses, say "Slim, why you saying f-ggots should die?"


And I just raise my Bible high: "The Lord said you got to go so, h-mo, that's f-cking why!" (laughs) [Leviticus 20:13]


And all you r-gheads with the wrong god, get my drift, here's a gift: six feet of your own sod! [Exodus 22:20]


You ain't f-cking born again? Count to ten. You ain't saved? Opps! I just dropped you in your f-cking grave [Deuteronomy 17:2-7]


Hey, if I'm in a fight with some pr-ck guy, b-tch don't touch my d-ck. Why? Cause God said you should die! [Deuteronomy 25:11-12]


Now, I am turning to Saint Paul, he said it all, in his letters to Timothy. See?


All you hos in the place, shut your face and take commands from me! [1Tim. 2:11-12]